#feralism

[terranferalism]

The Affini spying on me crying out in frustration every time I clean my room, and perform personal hygiene, and eat a well balanced meal because it means they don’t have an excuse to give me a wellness check like the 12 other transflorets they already captured that way

[mojave-star]

[october-val]

If you like saying the words: Colonizer, Imperialist, or Weed You'd probably like saying: Yes Mistress

[snaggletoothsavior]

[It’s quiet. Good.]

[I ready the exotic matter I had implied to night before, after most had gone to bed. Aphid as always was having trouble sleeping, but she knew about what I was doing.]

[I hurry to the cockpit, my steps pounding the metal of the ship’s floors. Hopefully nobody wakes up.]

[I reach the cockpit. I ready the throttle and eye the button.]

[I initiate the warp, and I tear through some 10,000 light-years to an even more remote location. Good…good…the low rumble of my comms fades a good amount. Almost safe enough to take off my compiled headphones, but I don’t risk anything. We’re farther out. We can warp nearly every hour, maybe even quicker if I can compile more exotic matter. The warp didn’t shake the ship much. We’re relatively good.]

[I kick back in the cockpit.]

Weeds…we’ll be out of here in no time…Terra forever, baby.

[galacticlavender]

So uh I may have ended up in a wardship recently and now i get this weird warm and tingly feeling when my Warden mentions obedience training... Chat am I cooked?

[agonizedspacetrooper]

I’m actually going to go (for lack of a better term) fucking feral

THIS KEEPS HAPPENING EVER SINCE THAT ONE DICKHEAD SPY WENT TO A PLANT ORGY. HOW MANY OF MY SPIES WILL YOU FUCK, AFFINI COMPACT!? HOW MANY SPIES IS ENOUGH!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Anyway, to any Terrans reading this, your government is officially requesting your input on the matter because we’re out of ideas on how to stop this trend:

Counter-Espionage Measures

Increase operative pay

Fund the ministry of evil’s new subliminal indoctrination program

Drugs in water supply

Forcefem all of our spies pre-deployment

Voting ended onMar 30

To any filthy weeds that are reading this on a hacked channel…

How do you guys keep doing this? What are you giving these people? Throw us a bone here please, the espionage battle is clearly going pretty poorly for us. I’m just curious at this point. Cause look, our military will not shut the fuck up about how much they hate the “xeno filth 🤓👆” to the point where it’s pissing even me off. So how did you guys get them so quick I just wanna know man.

[julie-venosa-4th-flort]

My lawyer is currently hammering out a deal with that affini that has offered me a wardship...

I feel so lost. This feels like defeat even if it kind of shouldn't.

I just want things to be normal again, yet that feels so, so far away now that it's basically impossible for anything to be normal ever again.

Frakti out.