#dbz shitposting

[correctdbzquotes]

It’s me. The April fool

Very special shout-out to @tomfcukery for giving me the idea in the first place to play around with the concept of Vegeta and Flo Milli tracks for 7 hours

[nijixrainbow]

Cinematic parallels

[imaginedsoldier]

Vegeta’s hairline, jawline, and height getting adjusted over the years as a means of conveying his transition from a villain to an antihero to an outright hero who is just kind of a dick... you could chalk it up to a shift in art style but you look at Majin Vegeta’s hairline get yanked back 6 inches then get yanked back down when he sacrificed himself and you tell me if Toriyama isn’t working with some kind of phrenology that says evil is stored in the forehead

[nerdqueenmari]

YEAH VEGETA NO ONE LIKES PEOPLE WHO POOP AT PARTIES

[whatabeautifulduwuang]

dbz au where everythings the same but hell/hfil is called gay baby jail

[correctdbzquotes]

Is he… yknow?

[correctdbzquotes]

Saiyan Priorities

Dende: Vegeta! Porunga wants to know what your third and final wish is!

Vegeta: How about some new boots? Size 9 please.

[correctdbzquotes]

The Buu Saga's Take on Death Impermanence

Bulma: Is it really worth risking your lives to stay behind and feed your stupid stinking precious pets?

Mrs. Briefs: Remember- Even if we meet a horrible tragic gruesome grotesque end at the hands of this Majin Buu, you can always bring us back to life with the dragon balls!