Gushing over Representative Paul Ryan, and weak-kneed in the presence of Congressman Aaron Schock, boy crazy D.C. intern, Sara Vargo settles on NBC's (c)hunky @LukeRussert with this, her opening salvo, Tweeted Monday night. "@LukeRussert saw you on the bridge tonight, hope you had a nice run, my dog's name is Moose by the way" His run? I guess that's what he means when he writes on his Twitter bio that he's been, "Sweating it out in the streets..." I imagine his implacable Fisher Price haircut, damp, but barely tousled; a girl, a dog, a bridge, a Tweet...........a blog post from some guy in N.Y.? Now that's a bridge too far. Aside from posts snarking how demanding her boss is, or entries marking the day she finally made some sense out of the amendment process, the rest of Sara's clever little blog, "Only on The Hill," reads like a series of drop-in lines for HBO's "Girls." With insights any 9th grade girl with "One Direction" posters hanging in her locker would find riveting, like, how to avoid overheating when the elevator heats up with attractive male staffers, or how to appear serious when listening to serious political discourse, but the speaker happens to be a hot guy, maybe Sara's political acumen would be better served by watching HBO's, "Veep" instead. Think it, don't say it Sara, and definitely don't publish it on the Internet.