#ddss

[ontdah]

They have been married for like, 300 years.

[umbralundertaker]

yes I know this has been done before

[bourbonmetalhead]

A family member graciously shared some delicious half pours recently.

Van Winkle Special Reserve. 12 Year. Lot B.

[deokmis]

this is the weirdest plot twist and now im high-key uncomfortable

[eyeballjazz]

A friend recommend your content and first of all: you're an amazing artist and writer. I've been binge-reading all your fics on AO3 and it's the most fun/wholesome content I had in months ♡

Second: since you're one of the few people I found that still actively creates content for SSDD I have to ask: how do you think they dealt with their feelings for each other? Slick is a dense mf and Droog is a homophobic gay so I cannot imagine how they found out their feelings were reciprocated.

Anyway, thank you for your amazing content. Big fan!!

#1: Thank you so much, you’re so sweet! It’s a pleasure writing this stuff and I’m so glad to share it. After everything the past year has put us through I’m very glad to make things that make people laugh so hearing that it’s working is wonderful!

The second part runs long so I’m tucking it but if you’re into SSDD I recommend it highly:

#B: I think of their partnership as a love between two men who are the same type of extremely emotionally unavailable and inarticulate, to the point that the only son of a bitch on Earth who can speak their awful language is one another. They’re on the same wavelength in so many regards, between predilections for violence, anti-social behavior, pure stupidity and pride, that they make perfect partners whether it’s platonic or romantic. And, hell, if it’s romantic it’s gay so that’s just bonus points on top, right? For me the funnier thing is for them to be extremely in tune with one another and communicative in their own terrible ways. They have a steady, supportive relationship and volatile, argumentative, emotionally and sexually charged rows with one another every other week. 

I’ve already talked about my ideas for their wedding, and a bit about proposals, but as confessions go I like to think it was the work of many years. They knew each other through wartime (most 20′s gangsters were Doughboys and saw battle in trench warfare so they got real jacked up, I particularly like this angle for these two meeting as soldiers in an awful war cut off from their lives back home) and developed a very strong connection the way soldiers do. Then it turned into mutual benefit when they came home and went into business as crimesters. All the while they stay tight as co-conspirators, social descendants, DEEP misanthropes, and their partnership leads to them being the most important person in one another’s life. 

Then a wormhole opens up in front of them and shoots a couple babies into their arms and, la, they start claiming dependents on their taxes and Droog sees an opening to finally ask Slick to marry him for a totally legal non-gay reason. 

[theatricalsorrow]

I havent made digital art is over a year and the first thing I make and post is homestuck- so here, have some boys.

[itsjacktheknife-blog]

kinda gay

[umbralundertaker]