Jun 23, 2025
In the Underworld Post PJO, Pre HoO:
Hazel: Hey newbie. What’re you in for?
Luke, flatly: The gods hate me.
Hazel: Ah, I feel that. What’d you do?
Luke, innocently: Well, like every kid, I dreamed of world domination.
Hazel: *nodding supportively*
Luke: But they really crack down on you when you act on it.
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