#dead pope

[thaern]

[asmodeusstahl]

This is all my fault

[theknockoffamerican]

Photoshop i made because why not

[tired-old-hag]

the Pope dying within hours of Easter Sunday seems . . . wild.

definitely going down on the 2025 historical record of “craziest shit to happen within a one year period”

[sponsored-deactivated20210106]

Just the facts:

Facts:

JV is a very recent convert to (allegedly, see next) Roman Catholicism.

JV is a sedevacantist, a radical brand of Roman Catholic who believes that the Pope isn't actually the Pope (!) is schismatic, and seeks to overthrow the Vatican. (* sede vacante "the vacant chair" meaning "no Pope on the Throne")

As Veep, JV has direct access and control of the CIA. (The CIA doesn't swear an oath to defend the people of America or the US Constitution-they swear fealty to the Executive Branch.)

The CIA, as do all spy agencies, have many bioweapons and chemical agents they are known to use for incapacitation and assassination purposes. Some of those agents cause the lungs to fill with fluid, causing death from "pneumonia"-especially if medical staff are unaware.

The Pope is dead. (Yeah the Vatican probably isn't faking it? This is the weakest "Fact")

The Timeline:

1. In January, newly minted Veep JV criticized his church's role in immigration advocacy very brazenly on CBS' Face the Nation. JV suggested the Catholic Church was in it for the money: "Are they worried about humanitarian concerns or are they actually worried about their bottom line?" (This begins his public hat red of the Pope.)

2. In this past February of the Jubilee Year 2025, Pope Francis publicly and rightfully criticized the Trump administration's increasingly worsening immigration policies: particularly the inhumane mass deportation plan, calling it a "major crisis". For the first time, the Pope appeared to specifically address the alleged Catholic, JV.

3. JV publicly clapped back and claimed the evil deportation policies were actually endorsed by Roman Catholic doctrine, specifically Ordo Amoris doctrine the concept of "rightly-ordered love" or "true charity"-a theological doctrine which is based in Jesus's parable of The Good Samaritan about helping everyone.

4. The Pope, who is the Pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church and who can indeed pontificate on the moral teachings with divine authority, then gave public homily and statements (without mentioning JV specifically) TL;DR-it is heretical and schismatic to claim it is Ordo Amoris when the mass deportation and Trumpism's policies and actions are in fact obviously evil and the exact opposite of the doctrine about charity, compassion, hope and love for all.

5. Every other theologian on the planet calls JV a retarded twat. They all side with the Pope on Twitterx.com and...

6. JV refers to himself as a "baby Catholic" and tweeted that there are "things about the faith that I don't know" but he publicly and obstinately asserts that he's right and the Pope is wrong. This is the definition of Heresy, believe it or not.

7. Vance acknowledged that the Pope was critical of him, but stated he would "continue to defend his views"-whatever that means...

8. Oh, look! The Pope's suddenly been taken ill!

9. Oh, look! In intensive care in the best hospital in Italy, Rome's Gemelli Hospital-sure this is just normal, common-or-garden-variety "pneumonia"

10. February 28, JV addresses a National gathering of Catholics, unrepentantly announcing firmly that he's not going to "litigate with [the Pope] or any other clergy member about who's right and who's wrong"-

11. JV: "I don't think it's good for us as Christians to constantly fight with one another over every single controversy in the church"

12. The Freudian slip: "That is how I will always remember the Holy Father, as a great pastor, as a man who can speak truth to faith in a very profound way at a moment of great crisis," JV appeared to prematurely eulogize the still very much alive Pope, with wording that would mirror the actual eulogical tweet less than 12 hours after the April Easter meeting.

13. Still February 28, JV seemed surprised to learn from the Bishops thar Pope Francis might actually pull through, and awkwardly attempted to take intercessory credit: "Every day since I heard of Pope Francis's illness I say a prayer for the Holy Father because while yes, I was certainly surprised when he criticized our immigration policy in the way that he has, I also know that the pope, I believe that the pope, is fundamentally a person who cares about the flock of Christians under his leadership, and he's a man who cares about the spiritual direction of the faith..." as long as that direction is Trumpism, and the Pope doesn't get in the way, and God protects him from assassination attempts...

14. April; Easter Sunday; 🇻🇦The Vatican: JV forces a meeting with Pope Francis seemingly for the sole purpose of shaking his hand.

15. The Pope has a sudden ischemic stroke, enters a coma and shortly dies.

16. This stroke could have been caused by any of the transdermal hemostatic chemical agents routinely used for such purposes, or something else, but the handshake points to Prince JV and his retenue.

The Evidence:

Corpus Delicti quantity (1), dead Pope.

Modus Operandi and outcome consistent with CIA, and JV going to "finish the job-because if you want something done right, sometimes you have to do it yourself"

In Terrorem—JV has repeatedly, appeared to warn the Pope to back off, has eulogized the living Pope, and had a very public imbroglio ce altercatio

Pleno lure Excommunicato Recapiendo JV is a self-avowed schismatic heresy twofer: Obstinency and Sede Vacante

The Verdict:

👩‍⚖️ A Sussus Amogus

Thank you for reading: I write original conspiracy theories sometimes here at @sponsored-deactivated20210106 ...in the best ranting, typo-filled screed (as befits the genre), best that I can manage while on hold or waiting for the bus. I am always annoyed by the sheeple, incapable of any critical thoughts, who regurgitate ad nauseum some bizarre Kremlin propaganda or other State-sponsored narrative, like "jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel; the Jews blew up the WTC towers!" (Saudi Arabia) — or religious cult dogma, "flat Earth but the Government is covering it up" and "evolution isn't real and the Earth is 6k years-young!" (Biblical Literalists and Young Earth Creationists). I encourage you to do your own research, but even more important than that: I encourage you to think critically and be contrarian even to the "contrarians"... There's an infinite amount of inaccurate and incorrect information and beliefs (much of it quite harmful) and an infinite number of ways to be wrong. It doesn't matter where you start very much as long as you iterate towards congruence with reality, and continuously refine what that reality is. Sometimes my conspiracy theories turn out to be very close guesses; other times I'm completely wrong — and often the truth remains hidden behind vague and incomplete reporting or obvious cover-ups... a range of possible realities that we could be occupying... assumptions and speculation will only get us so far... then, embracing the uncertainty with patience and humility, keep watching.

[paraphwrites]

guys wake up a new pope just dropped and he knows the word homosexual

[thebeatconducter]

Ted Cruz killed the pope

[randomcartoonbro]

SO! OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY!

1. IT WAS 420

2. IT WAS EASTER

3. IT'S THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT AGAIN

4. TRISHA PAYTAS IS PREGNANT

5. HE MET JD VANCE AND CHARLES III IN THE SAME DAY

6. THE BITCH DIED

AM I UNDERSTANDING ALL THESE PIECES CORRECTLY?