Jun 22, 2025
Just had to take a late night piss in the dark and gotta say, felt powerful.
I stared into the purest form of terror, the void that has terrified humanity since THE DAWN OF TIME-
And I whipped my cock out.
Baller.
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Just had to take a late night piss in the dark and gotta say, felt powerful.
I stared into the purest form of terror, the void that has terrified humanity since THE DAWN OF TIME-
And I whipped my cock out.
Baller.
I expect at this point to get an ad before a Youtube video. What I do NOT expect is for that ad to be literally just the portion of a TurboTax sponsored Try Guys video where Zach is doing the ad read. Wild.
Happy Father's Day
Me: "How old is [friend of random old person]?"
My Step-dad (absolutely straight-faced and deadpan): "Well, he was one of the younger sons...on the Ark."
We need to move those deer crossing signs...