#original joke

[dont-call-me-xavi]

The Cat and The Dog (ft. The Deer)

Sirius *Chasing James around the dorm*: "YOU’RE DATING MY INNOCENT, SWEET BABY BROTHER? I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

James: "There’s nothing sweet or innocent about him!"

Remus: "Bad thing to say, Prongs,"

James *Picking up Regulus who’d just been chilling, watching it happen*: "Can’t hit me I’m holding the baby!"

Sirius *Stops*: "Shit…you’re right…"

Regulus: "I am not little! James Fleamont Potter, put me down this instant!"

[quiktrip-offical]

You should totally trust QuikTrip with your electrical wiring!

[doingautismsohardformyfandoms]

'dm' (a god probably)"23 to hit......"

julius ceasar: "hits, yes, my ac is 15?"

'dm' "no I mean 23 people with advantage to hit you."

[shadowpupartz]

I'm surprised nobody thought of a joke like this before lol

[shyjusticewarrior]

"Superman is the most powerful man in DC-"

Wrong, it's Bernard Dowd. He manifested his crush's queer awakening.

[alien-in-washington]

[mondenoir]

Quacked!

Finally finished this! I’m proud of how the water turned out.

[yashabonagracia]

✨️BONUS✨️ 4/3 of my original digital drawings of Sansa using corny GOT/ASOIAF pickup lines on Jon.

This one features the CORNIEST of the pickup lines because I actually thought this one up! I hope that no one else reached back into the ASOIAF Age of Heroes lore to make a similar joke because I was pretty impressed with myself for coming up with this!