Aug 28, 2019
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Meme: Handwritten Notes [Accepting]
...and thus Wade saved everyone a lot of agony. But, did he really? Nah.
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Meme: Handwritten Notes [Accepting]
...and thus Wade saved everyone a lot of agony. But, did he really? Nah.
What happened?
“Oh boy,” Wade sniffed and wiped tears from his eyes. “Short version, so you don’t have to track down any rp I did with @buchananbarnes1991 ever,” Wade bit into his lip and shook his head, doing his very very best to compose himself. “I had the best shot at love with that guy, do notice I’m using past tense. Greatest love I’ve ever had. Ever felt. Kind of had some mild fuck ups from the get-go. Stole borrowed (!) his knives on more than one occation. Broke into his appartment to make sure he was safe,” that much was true. ”It’s a habit. I stopped doing it, alright?” He gave me a key. Wade glanced off to the side. “That guy is so forgiving, and so kind, and sees past all my flaws.” Wade motioned towards his face, his looks his biggest one - in his own opinion.
“I decided to travel back in time. To look out for him during the war… And I fell in love all over again, and he fell in love - and it was great. I couldn’t do any changes, even if I wanted to. Yet that’s exactly what I ended up doing. And in all of that - my present Bucky thinks I fucking up and left him, which I’m sure you’ll agree with me probably was better, right? But he didn’t deal too well… The past Bucky Serge never becomes captured by Hydra, thus remains a mortal and will die at some point. And right now, I’m stuck in the past - fourth wall breaks allowing me to see both my Bucky’s. One will die of old age, I hope - and the other one…” Wade sobbed. “FML.” he glanced up at the ceiling, fresh tears streaming down his face. “I don’t know how to fix it.”
You went to the same dry cleaning shop with spidey and the hulk. The Jimmy Kimmel one. Just to let you know XD.
“Red Jesus goes there too. I get how you’d overlook that little detail, he’s not really important.” Wade nodded thoughtfully. “I don’t go there that often, because usually my suits doesn’t - you know - make it out in one piece. But yeah, one of them rare moments.”
Wade then decided to add the video, so that anyone who wanted to stalk Matt himself would know where to come looking.
You DO need Jesus!
Not this again! Matt is that you? I mean it has shades. Then you just did this publicly… so that’s a hard probably not.
“Have you considered the fact that Jesus might need me?”
Peter found Wade's katanas and was currently trying to wield them, looking like an idiot, though also looking like he was having fun.
Wade held his breath, his arms crossed over his chest as he leaned against the doorframe and watched it all. Standing by, just in case he managed to get himself hurt. There was an amused expression etched onto his face. Peter looked clumsy at best, comical even - and it was a miracle that he hadn’t cut himself yet. A part of him couldn’t help but see the potential... With proper training Peter would he able to wield them just fine. He for sure was agile enough. He waited until he’d put the katana’s down before he spoke up. “You okay there, Webs?” he walked into the room and smiled down at him. “Given your MacGyver no weapon policy - that was kinda badass." Wade picked up one of the swords and showed off - swinging the blade fast enough to stop bullets before ending up crouched in a deadly jab. He looked up into Peter’s eyes and winked. “You wanna learn, young padawan?”
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Meme: Handwritten Notes [Accepting]
@graveycrdshift
If I wanted to ask you to roleplay how would I? (Not to gush but I think your an amazing roleplayer and just love your Wade blog I wouldn't be offended at all if you didn't want to just wanted to ask
"People usually get down on one knee, look up at me with big, innocent, pleading eyes - and go; All hail the Amazing Captain Deadpool - before they present me with a bribe sacrifice. Preferably something tasty, though weapons and blow will cut it too - Whilst thou kindly roleplay with thy humble servant?"
Wade smirked and blinked hopefully; he'd love to see that. "For real though. Read my rules - it's a huge turn on. If you have a few ideas ready, that helps. Flattery you already nailed. Best of luck." Wade added, and winked.
What’s your fav thing about Bucky?
“This question is totally not fair.” Wade rubbed his chin and sighed. Where would he even begin? Did he really HAVE to pick just one thing? Bucky was kind. He was sexy. He had everything he could possibly want in a guy and then some. Those insane blue eyes. Soft hair. Cooking skills. He could fight, BOY could he fight. Bucky had an interest in weapons, that was hot too. A nice lap to crawl into. A calmness. Safety. He knew all the ways to get Wade needy. He had a nice voice. That mysterious edge. Unbelievable strenght. Patience like no other…
“Listen,” Wade said. “It’s EVERYTHING, alright?” Wade decided that until Shady McGreyface decided to come off anon, he wouldn’t narrow it down to just one thing - it could never be one thing. His favourite thing about Bucky was that he was Bucky.