#deadpool trilogy

[happy74827]

@yoursacredqueenmother knows the struggle I faced with this 😔

Song: Chains — Nick Jonas

Movie(s): Deadpool Trilogy

Character: Wade Wilson/Deadpool

[s4turn-isl0st]

was cleaning my depression room finally and decided to watch the deadpool trilogy to pass the time. as i got to the bridge scene when he breaks the fourth wall, i made a realization.

Transcript:

Deadpool: (to audience) Oh! Oh, hello! I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? I can't tell you, but it does rhyme with "Pulverine". And lemme tell you… He's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under! Anyway. I got places to be. A face to fix. And, oh! Bad guys to kill.

And that, dear tumblr, was foreshadowing none of us realized.

[sauacantdraw]

hi tumblr,, very excited to pirate this movie

[yuleshootureye]

they've spent three Deadpool movies telling us how important and special Vanessa is...

God forbid they ever give her an actual part in the narrative, though