As with any tagging game there are rules:
Rule 1-Post the rules
Rule 2-Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones
Rule 3-Tag 11 people and link them to your post
Rule 4-Let them know you tagged them
A funny family story
This one time we were up at our cabin for the 4th of July and we decided to take our boat to go see the fireworks because they always have a show over by the bridge in town. We pulled our boat up by all the others (like 500 of them) and my mom dropped the anchor. My dad, however, didn't know she did that, so he started the boat again for some reason and the chain of the anchor got wrapped up in the prop when it started spinning. We didn't have another anchor and we couldn't start the boat because the chain was all up in the motor's business, so we slowly started drifting toward the barge where they were lighting off the fireworks. All of the sudden this man got on a megaphone and was like "YOU NEED TO STAY A SAFE DISTANCE AWAY FROM THE BARGE, PLEASE" and then there was a bright ass spotlight directly on us. We literally couldn't do anything about where our boat was going, so my dad jumped into the water fully clothed to try to untangle the chain. He couldn't, so he had to swim/guide our boat to a nearby dock while my mom called our friend to pick us up with his trailer. There were thousands of people at this fireworks show and a LOT of them knew us, so we haven't really lived it down...
What's your favorite prank?
I haven't actually done this, but I've always wanted to make a giant stuffed Snorlax and fill it with bricks to place it in front of a door with a sign next to it that says "a sleeping Pokemon blocks the path!"
What painting best describes your blog?
If you could be in any video game, what would it be?
Pokemon. Probably Yellow so I could hang out with my Pikachu all the time and get all the starter Pokemon.
If one dessert suddenly became healthy, what would you want it to be?
Cheesecake. Easiest question.
Write a Haiku about anything
My roommate snores loud
Sometimes I throw things at her
She never wakes up
What sort of unsavory acts would you do for a Klondike bar?
I would like the belly of a frog. A clean frog. Maybe.
What would you write as the last sentence of your autobiography?
All this lightening sure is brightening, but it will never be frightening.
You get to spend the day with anyone of your choosing. Who is it?
Misha Collins
Give me your worst pun/joke
In elementary school I made up a joke that went: "What do you call Orlando Bloom after he lost his toys? Lego-less!"
Who does Kanye West love more than Kanye West
NOBODY.
I CHOOSE TO TAG: piratebo0ty, dustdevilssweptyouaway, balthazarstardis, dean-padalecki, rylander, invisiblessed, keep-calm-you-are-tripping, sorayaissoso, castielsass, youstupidfucks, thebitcheslovemishacollins, pooppunk (I tagged 12 because I can't choose okay)
And your questions, if you choose to accept this mission, are:
Who is your in real life OTP?
If you could make a movie based on one book, what would be the book and who would you cast as the lead roles?
What are your top 5 favorite bands?
A picture of your spirit animal.
What is your favorite accent?
What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?
If you could lick one person's chest, who would it be?
Do you have any weird talents?
If you could get a tattoo right now, what would you get a tattoo of?
Do you know the Slender Man? Personally? What's he like?
Ellen Degeneres, Tyra Banks, Oprah Winfrey, you gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, GO.