#dear fbi

[zoecroman]

Last night I finished The Knife of Dunwall DLC in High Chaos. Tonight I’ll go back through and play it my way (ghost + non-lethal). I LOVE IT. BUT IT IS WAY TOO DAMN SHORT FOR HOW MUCH I LOVE IT.

I want a whole Dishonored 3 (prequel) where you just get to play as a Whaler and spend time in the Flooded District, get trained by Daud, go on assassination missions, etc.

YOU HEAR ME FBI/CIA/INTERPOL/TSA/WHOEVER IT IS THAT IGNORES PRIVACY AND READS MY EMAILS AND TEXT MESSAGES????!

I WOULD PAY GOOD MONEY FOR THIS. GIMMEE.

I guess that’s what fanfics are for. BYYYEEEE. GONNA GO READ/WRITE SOME MORE DISHONORED FANFICS.

[mother-sauces]

New money laundering scheme dropped!

[bladesandstars]

Man rip my search history since I started writing fics.

[murderinthemoshpit]

life is short

hold your friends close and kill your enemies

[wolfiemcwolferson]

I think prescription drug execs should be hunted for sport by the families they are taking advantage of.

[teeleevz]

Tbh I’m kind of surprised it took this long

[chillychive]

Weird things I have to ask for Reference

How does one slowly die in space in star trek?? I need a situation where someone could require immediate medical attention and hold out long enough to be rushed to a hospital so a sentient squid in their belly would be okay but then die after that...

I can only think of 1 decent one... and it's trill specific... I need 2 more.

[itsfresno]

Do you think the FBI man watching me will get jealous if I said I been using 2 phones?