Abbie :]

Absinthe | 22 | she/xe | comic book writer | shitposter | transgendah

[murderinthemoshpit]

hello tumblr i am going to the gas station do y'all want anything

[murderinthemoshpit]

every spring i'm bombarded with beautiful day outside posts, and then i go outside to observe the beautiful day, and UH OH i get attacked by the allergy monster, and later attacked by his older brother, the sinus infection monster,

[pukicho]

Is the electric guitar the world's first 'gay only' instrument?

[antigyro]

It may shock you but there are straight men who play electric guitar.

[pukicho]

Yeah they fucking wish

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

[ashes2caches]

give that transfem a tummy. feed her lots of *remembers that the global presence of burgers is in part due to america’s cultural and economic systems of imperialism* biryani. feed her biryani.

[murderinthemoshpit]

(hacking up blood, covered in scars, dragging myself out of the gates of hell) they don't have burgers down there...

[justsomeguycore]

i don’t think everyone has a fursona i think it’s like if you were in bojack horseman like some people are still humans

[qcomicsy]

My new favorite thing about Nightwing is that he'll be looking at henchmen saying "Woah Lady's is that what you call a dance?" While his narration right above him will be like:

"I will never be good enough"

[qcomicsy]

THIS REACHED THE PINTEREST????

[qcomicsy]

THEY DIDN'T EVEN FOLLOW ME

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[kitsuneharmony]

one year into the marriage

[murderinthemoshpit]

any time an asmr creator makes an interconnected universe of their roleplay videos, it makes me imagine a silly little world where everyone looks and talks exactly like the creator

also everyone is CONSTANTLY trying to get you to fall asleep for some reason

[toomanyf4ndoms77]

Absolute Wonder Woman (2024-) #Annual 2026.

She's so good.... "My mother made it for me." Kelly Thompson I need 100+ issues/you to write Mainline Diana.

[murderinthemoshpit]

sorry i haven't posted in a while, there simply seems to be nothing bleaker than the future i convinced myself to stay alive to see

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

check it out, i jsut made blood and flesh actually kind of sexual and epic. I put a bit of catholic vocabulary in there as well, "the divine" makes an appearence. itslike if romance and death was eating.... well... you get the picture. do you like it? do you? what if i showed you another one? what if i showed you this one? what if i showed you the first one again? what if i showed you another? what about this one? what if i included more raw meat and reference to biting and teeth in it? its good right? ok let me explain its like if, love meat consume godly fuck possession blood gnaw kill each other sexual. yes?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

thats the hiding message. the dogs are all the lovers taht are also love style ripping and consuming displaying the romance is the meat biting holy consummation. its like dogs how attacking loving sexual biteblood love hurt swallow each other, but represented feminiene feral primmitive raw of each other. can i show you another? blood cup

[prokopetz]

A fun thing about fiction with large casts of characters is that sometimes you'll have a Spicy Bananas moment where every single character has an identical yet wildly atypical experience of some very mundane thing, and slowly you realise that the author isn't Making A Point, they just think that's normal.

[notsomeoneyouknow]

[fruutbaag]

[dilfdyke]

love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[murderinthemoshpit]

we're no longer at the stage of "this could be you!" when pointing at fascist atrocities committed by the US, we are at the point of "this is GOING to be you" where the leader of the nation is just out loud saying "i'm going to let my gestapo get away with murder because they're killing all the people i want dead and none of my precious white supremacists" this is going to quickly go from being a "mistake" to PROTOCOL for ice agents

AND I AM NOT SEEING ANY OF YOU SCARED ENOUGH. THE DOJ WANTS BOUNTIES ON TRANSGENDER PEOPLE, THE PRESIDENT JUST INVADED A COUNTRY WITHOUT APPROVAL, THE FBI IS MAKING LISTS OF QUEER PEOPLE, THE WHITE HOUSE HAS PLANS OF TRACKING "COMMUNISTS", THE SUPREME COURT HAS LEGALIZED RACIAL PROFILING, WE ARE NOT ON THE PATH TO NAZI GERMANY, WE *ARE* NAZI GERMANY. YOU ARE NOT SCARED ENOUGH. YOU ARE NOT ANGRY ENOUGH. YOU ARE NOT SCARED ENOUGH. YOU ARE NOT FUCKING ANGRY ENOUGH.

YOU. ARE. NOT. FUCKING. ANGRY. ENOUGH.