#dear lor

[bisexualanthony]

its the comfort in a bathtub full of ice its the promise of a peaceful afterlife from the string of a violin thats wound too tight and its gasping for oxygen its a "signal" thats sent out "over the air" at the speed of a thousand unheard prayers its the faith in the chemicals a shot in the dark the size of a particle ITS THE BLOOD FROM A NEON SIGN TRYING TO LIGHT A WAY THROUGH YOUR INSIDES MAKE A MAP OF THE BADLANDS WATCH YOUR LIFE SLIP THROUGH YOUR HANDS THEYRE NOT FOR SHAKING THEYRE NOT FOR PRAYING THEYRE JUST FOR HOLDING CLOSE EVERYTHING YOU LOVE IN THIS FRAGILE LITTLE DREAM

[elkian]

A terrible thought came to me after all this YowaPeda:

Azumanga Pedal

really, the best part of the mental image is poor Chiyo on a high-schooler size bike trying to keep up with the rest

[mako-tachi]

people who fight over ships and get seriously upset over that shit need to go the fuck outside.

[burritosandpeppermint]

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We finally did it. We went off the rails. The original recording we did was over 24 minutes for a one-minute monologue. We rambled, we drank, and we rambled some more. I used Audacity to cut out everything except for the monologue itself (and a little rambling before it) and I might try to cut it up into small pieces and present it as multiple parts later. For now, enjoy this third installment of Oscar Bet 2014, where Noelle reads a monologue from 'Scent of a Woman.'

[yitzhakandtheangryinch]

I CANT FKN STOP LAUGHING OVER THE SOMETHING RAD IS HAPPENING IN OZ POST JESUS

[salvadorprincess]

i swear to god on monday if someone talks about how fucking mean i am, i'm going to beat their face in

i am a fucking saint compared to what this bastard did

I AM FUCKING NICE HOLY MOTHER OF GOD 

i am the nicest fucking person you'lll meeeet, not really but if you're nice to me i'm nice to you simple as thaT

[iteacup]

my washing machine in the last 6 minutes sounds like a plane warming up the engines