5 & 6 - Hannibal, Sibella, and Pontmercy
5. kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team
ahhhhh. k let’s be honest here if i want to survive a zombie apocalypse, given that i can barely run, i’d need hannibal. but the lil shit can not betray me or leave me stranded. i love sibella way too much so even if i hurts my soul i guess i’d betray her. and marius omg i’ll just lock him in a room with a 100 puppies and let him die of pure joy.
6. seduce, steal from, serenade
no problem here i sure as heck seducing sibella i mean who freaking wouldn’t. I’d serenade marius, the guy deserves it poor bby. i’d also cover him with a blanket :,(. i’d steal from hannibal but like really specific things:
all his suits. all of them GONE. i’d donate them to goodwill or something and leave behind a muscle shirt and some sweatpants.
on the same topic, one sock out of every pair and i’d make sure none of them match.
replace his shoes with flip flops
moving on. his shampoo (but not his conditioner), all his hair products and his toothbrush. HIS AFTERSHAVE AND REPLACE IT WITH 5 BOTTLES OF WILL’S
the stairs to his library in his office
cut off a little bit of one leg of his desk so it’s uneven. yes i’m stealing a piece of wood
all his kitchen utensils.