Apr 15, 2014
Letter 23 - Victory
Dear NSA,
Yesterday, (says Pulitzer Prize and EVERYONE) you were a loser. Actually, every day you are a loser.
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Letter 23 - Victory
Dear NSA,
Yesterday, (says Pulitzer Prize and EVERYONE) you were a loser. Actually, every day you are a loser.
Letter 21 - Shaolin Secrets
Dear NSA,
Must not feel too good that you're going to have to wait in line at the museum to hear "Once Upon a Time in Shaolin" like the rest of us.
RZA does.not.play.
Letter 20 - Online Dating
Dear NSA,
Can you tell your homie Google to stop asking me for my number? I'm sooo not interested in him.
Thanks.
Letter 19 - More Haiku!
Dear NSA,
Make yourself useful
since you read all my emails
at least proofread them.
Letter 18 - Parched
Dear NSA,
You know how to annoy a spy? Keep his ass thirsty.
http://youtu.be/8ANUo8BnYoo
Letter 17 - Jokes
Dear NSA,
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
You.
Always.
Go away.
Letter 16 - R & R
Dear NSA,
It's a shame you didn't get the night off like the rest of the "world" to watch the Oscars. Even spies deserve a break right? It's like, can I live? I'm just trying to eat 5 layer dip and make fun of people's outfits with my homies!
Don't work so hard. In fact, don't work at all. Quit in the name of self-care.
Letter 16 - Fashion Advice
Dear NSA,
If you can see me right now, please hack into my email and let me know if this shirt matches these shoes. I feel like you know me personally.