01 On a certain day in July
Translation for Dear vocalist survival wars #1 01 On a certain day in July
Tried my best to translate survival wars first track.. 🥹i'll see if i can try to translate the rest too in my free time since theres scenes like Yuu and A' being absolute scaredy cats despite hating each other (debatable) and the little stupid moments like them finding out the bbq panda prepared only has vegetables and if they want meat they'll have to hunt for it themselves the survival wars is seriously so unserious LOL! BTW i've never translated before so do take what you read with a grain of salt! There are certain parts where even i didnt understand what was going on but you should be able to get the gist of whats happening.
Dear vocalist survival wars #1
(Ciel enjoying his cup of coffee i assume)
Ciel: Hmm, it's finally the plum rain season in central Tokai. At the rate it's going, hopefully it'll move to Tokyo soon. It's really humid outside right now because of it.
(You enters and clocks in his time card)
Yuu: I made it...
Ciel: Good morning Yuu, made it just in time like usual huh.
Yuu: Oh shut it. I made it in time so who cares. Hahh, if it weren't for the punishment... ugh my hair is a mess, this is seriously the worst. Actually, exactly when are we supposed to use the time cards until?
Ciel: Who knows, until the president's mood gets better i guess?
Yuu: Ahh annoying. Just when will Panda-san come back? In fact, he definitely isn't properly working on our survival summation is he?
(A' enters)
A': andd yipee nicee-su
Reodo: Move it A’!! im going to-
(Sound of the clock ringing)
Reodo: ah
A': hmm? Ahaha too bad for you Reo-sama you're late~
Reodo: Don't joke with me, this is all because you didn't move out of the way immediately
A': Huh? You're saying it's my fault?
Ciel: Hey you two, it’s only morning but you're being loud.
Reodo: Even though I properly came to the office, getting a pay cut just because I clocked in a minute late... I definitely won't accept this! If that's the case I shouldn't have tried from the very start just like Judah and Momochi.
Yuu: Now that i think about it, those two aren't here today as well
A': I think I might have forgotten Judah-sensei's face, actually are they even getting paid?
Ciel: Who knows~ as expected I can't really take care of them to that extent. Now then, it's already nine so it's about time we-
All: oh!?
Reodo: what's this all of a sudden... a bike? and a helmet? Panda scattering? Could it be from the president?
Yuu: Hey.. I'm getting a bad feeling about this.
Ciel: Ah, thank you for your hard work. A letter huh, as expected it's from the president.
A': Seriously? Could it be the results from our survival are finally here!?
Ciel: Well just a moment, let's open it for now.
Ciel: this is-
Reodo: So what's written in it?
Yuu: Hey, hand it over! Hmm. Oh!?
A’: Hmm, huh? Your attendance is so shitty i cant even stand to look at it..?? That's hilarious!?
Yuu: Yes yes well sorry about that. But he already knew this was going to happen from the very beginning right? So? What's the problem? Just what is Panda-san scheming now?
A': Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wait!? From this very moment all of you will be kidnapped and brought to a certain place.. what the heck is this.. Could it be..
Ciel: I seem to remember something like this happening before…
Reodo: In other words... from this moment... we're going on another...
All: TRAINING CAMP!?
Narrator (ciel): Around that timing
Momochi: In other words, you better stay here obediently until I come back . I think it goes without saying that you know you're not allowed to take even a single step out of here. Your reply?
(sound of nodding)
Momochi: Hehe, thats a good girl~ Then i'll see you soon~
(Sound of door closing and locking)
Momochi: Now then... eh? Eh? Kohoo-san(1)? Eh... hehe... why are you here hahaha. Ah, could it be you saw my message from this morning and wanted to visit since you were worried about me? Ah uh, if it's about my condition I'm feeling much better now and i was thinking of heading to the office now.. Or something like that… *insert fake cough*
Momochi: hey wa-wa-wait what? Just what are you doing? Huh? A training camp? right now? EHH WAI-WAIT HEAR ME OUT. You know, my stomach condition isnt really- i know i said im feeling better now but- you know? hey wa-wait OI LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCKER?? I SAID LISTEN TO ME!!!!
(Scene change)
Judah: hmm hm hmm hmm hmm~ Like i thought, in the morning it's gotta be Tochiotome(2).
(sound of car stopping)
Judah: UWOHH!? THAT WAS FUCKING DANGEROUS, WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU LOOKING WHILE DRIVING?? DIE!
(people getting out of the car)
Judah: Huh!? what, it was just you assholes from public relations. Oii just what were you thinking. Uwohh, hey, huh? what do you mean going- where exactly- Let me go!? HUHH? Training camp? Don't joke with me!? As if anyone would-
(Judah gets thrown into the car)
Judah: Seriously stop this right now? Actually this whole thing is seriously a crime. Let me out this instance!
Momochi: Ahh... Judah-kun.... Good morning..
Judah: !? Momochi..? What are you doing here?
Momochi: What you ask... Just like Judah-kun, I was captured the moment I left my house.. now, just give up together with me… Hahaha… haa..
Judah: HAAH?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN GIVE UP WITH YOU?? OIIII-!?
Narrator (Ciel): And just like that, the six of us were forcibly abducted just like the year before for another of president's vocalist approved training camp. Overcoming all kinds of problems, the destination of the training camp this time is...
(sound of waves)
A': Ohhh it's finally here!! No more rainy weather, bring on the long awaited sun!
A': What was the point of even bringing us all the way here? Like, why bring us this far out just for a training camp
Momochi: Or more like where exactly are we? It's seriously hot outside.
Yuu: Who knows. We'll probably know when Ciel comes back even if we don't want to.
Momochi: oh, speak of the devil, it's ciel. So, what did the president say?
Yuu: Or more like, what do you mean you were with panda himself? Since when did he even return.
Ciel: The president seems to have temporarily come back from Hawaii specially for this training camp. Seems like he just landed in Narita this morning. Though, he seems to be suffering from a severe jet lag so he left explaining the training camp specifics to me.
A': Isn’t he too trashy?(3)
Ciel: And so, I'll be distributing the training camp guidebook now. If you take a look at it you'll roughly be able to guess the area where we are at now.
Reodo: Another guidebook huh... What an unpleasant sound
Ciel: We are now at an uninhibited island privately owned by the president located right beside Okinawa Prefecture-Tokashiki island
Yuu: Huh? Uninhibited island
Reodo: He even owns an island?
Momochi: Um, so does that mean he plans to stop there? Ah, could it be that this cruiser will come to a stop eventually? Hahaha..
A': Seriously? Then isn't that amazing. This cruiser has a deck and even a pool. Seriously, just what kind of celeb is Panda actually?
Yuu: As if Panda would be that lenient? Once we reach the island he'll probably drop just us off and abandon us there
Judah: I'm definitely not getting off the ship. Even if you kill me I'm not getting off.
Yuu: As if you could do something like that. Ahhh irritating! I want to go back right at this moment
Ciel: About the purpose of this times training camp, on top of elevating your skills as a vocalist this camp will serve as a lesson to shape all of you to become better people seeing as you all have undisciplined habits. And the schedule is the same as the previous, spanning for a whole week. Though depending on the six of our attitudes and participation, there's a possibility of extension.
Reodo: The worst.
Yuu: Even though I was doing my best with the time card. Why'd things come to this? I seriously can't deal with this.
Judah: Hoho oi Ciel, then that means despite all the days you were seriously punching the timecard you still ended up getting embroiled in all of this, Hilarious.
Ciel: It seems to be so. Oi Judah if you have any self awareness after embroiling me in all of this you'd better do this seriously
Judah: Hmph, why should I do that? That’s none of my business.
Momochi: Ah, hey hey. The both of you calm down. We haven't even started yet.. let's all get along. Let's all work together to overcome this and go back to Tokyo even if it's just a second earlier. Yeah?
Judah: HAH? shut up don't you boss me around? You want me to kill you?? Actually, you freaking stink of tobacco. Go sleep on the deck.
Momochi: Haah? If you don't like it then you sleep on the deck instead. In the first place, whose fault do you even think it is that this is happening? Acting so arrogantly as though you have any right to in the first place??
~ splits into two audio~ (mmc, Judah & A' part)
Judah: Shut the hell up, you also didn't show up and came in late
(murmuring i cant even distinguish but its just mmc and judah bickering)
A’: Hmm now that you mention it you’re right~ by the way for last month Momo-sama reason for not coming was poor health due to the changing of seasons~
Momochi: Well poor health is poor health?? I can’t possibly help it if I don't have good health right?? In the first place, im much better than that stupid Tochiotome idiot who doesn't even bother coming up with an excuse
A’: AHAAHAHA momo-sama you can't say that forbidden word!!
Judah: Haahh? Oi What’d you say? If you diss Tochiotome i’ll freaking kill you?
(Judah throws something at momochi)
Momochi: Hey, that hurts!? What was the meaning of throwing something at me all of a sudden? Don't joke with me!?
(Momochi and Judah get into a scuffle) A’: AHAHAHA what the heck is this? (smth abt how he cant believe that mmc and judah getting into a fight here)
~ splits into two audio~ (Reodo & Ciel part)
Reodo: More importantly, Ciel, does your phone still have reception?
Ciel: Reception? Ah, I'm pretty sure it still had reception when I last saw it.
Reodo: Seriously? Could you lend it to me for a second? just for a minute. I'll be back real quick
Ciel: Ahh, I got it. *hands phone to reodo* here you go.
Reodo: Thank you. Mmm? Ciel. How exactly do you use this? There's too many buttons I don't know which to press.
Ciel: Hmm? There's a receiver mark at the top left isn't there?
Redo: Receiver mark… Does he mean this? But rather than a receiver mark it's more like a line instead?
Ciel: A line? Ahh. Now that you mention it, it does seem to be so. But in addition to that I liked the line design. I've tried changing to other designs before but I like this keyboard the best. Even if it's hard to use it. Once you get used to it. it's definitely not like any of the smart phones now. Should I teach you about it?
Reodo: I refuse. I have to finish this before the reception is cut. And? Where's the numbers? Where should I press? Hurry and tell me.
Yuu: Ahh seriously, every single last one of you are fucking noisy!!!!
Kohoo > Public relations, like the title implies im guessing its something like the staff under climax record who are under that department but i dont really know how to translate it so i'll just leave them as that soooo sorry
The strawberry brand Judah loves
i think A' is just trying to say that panda is weak or v wishy washy to leave the task of the explaining to another vocalist instead of doing his job lol (harsh, derogatory term applied to immoral or useless individuals)
