Y’all got death plans yet? Here’s mine:
- I prefer not to be embalmed
- I want a home funeral if I live in a house at my time of death. If I live in an apartment, I’d like a funeral in the woods.
-Displays some of my art work at my funeral, my legal next of kin can pick there favorites. I really want “Happy!” to be displayed no matter how far into my career I get. Display a picture of a Subway Sandwich, bc ya know Sandwich Artist.
-If you want a death mask of me, get a death mask.
- I’d like to be cremated in a cardboard box, hydrolysis works too,
and my remains divided between my love ones. They may do what they please with their portion. Make me into jewelry, keep me on the mantel, spread me in the park, or put me in the back of the closet (if you want to be haunted). If you turn me into jewelry I’d like to be kept in a display with my family who have also been turned into jewelry, so basically if you make me into jewelry you get my family too. Right now no one is jewelry, but hopefully I die after my grandparents and parents. I request at least one person turns me into jewelry, if you don’t have the money at the time, remember I’m not getting any deader don’t go into debt for me.