#dec5

[dull-and-lazy]

[way-2-haught]

Today I reached peak lesbianism.

I went axe throwing!

While wearing flannel!

[wordsturnintostories]

yoongi: just gonna see how long it takes the police sketch artist to realize i'm describing him

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taehyung: we're so in sync! We finish each other's...

jimin: ...

taehyung: ...sssss-

jimin: -sssssomebody once told me...

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taehyung: a theif

namjoon: thief?

taehyung: theif

namjoon: i before e. except after c

taehyung: thceif

namjoon: no

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jungkook: okay so there's a game me and my hyungs play that's called "don't get me started" and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it's the best thing that's ever happened to us at parties and car rides so i highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

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namjoon: it fits like a glove

hoseok: it fits like the ring on a finger

taehyung: it fits like shoes painted on with a brush

seokjin: it fits like a. FiST. iN. the. EYe. 

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yoongi: i don't get the hype around this Super Bowl stuff

yoongi: bowling is lame anyway