Sep 28, 2018
Me: Can I just borrow your ID really quick please?
Customer: Oh? What is it for?
Me, mentally preparing for the customer to throw a fit and demand someone of her age shouldn't need to show her ID: Lighters, apparently? I just need to check my sanity, please.
Customer: They ID for lighters now?
Me: Yes.... Lighters, alcohol, matches, cigarettes, certain medicines...
Customer: Oh, that's totally fine! I was just surprised is all. Here you go. :)
Me, thinking: OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU'RE MY FAVORITE TODY!