#dee.

[glassjawz]

can artemis and dee be more lesbian

with each other

and the waitress

[neiptune]

ghost!oliver who haunts your apartment, but he’s not spooky or anything!!! he just eats you out all the time whenever you wear cute little dresses around the house.

ykw. it's really fitting for him to be an annoying ass even in death

you soon learn it's best to let him have his way with you because he's just so insanely good at it. he'd be such a dick about the whole thing too. won't let you leave the house without pulling at the hem of your skirt or dress and gently nudging your legs open first. sometimes he'll follow you outside too, tease you while you're at work, get you worked up enough for you to excuse yourself and run to the office bathroom. you know he's there when you go on dates too. if you get a little too good at ignoring him or worse, insist on bringing some man home, it'll be his cue to show you just how intimidating a ghost can be

[aanteater-nose]

This scene will always be one of the funniest to me out of the entire show. Dee’s constant interrupting to the point where she’s not even saying words just grunting, Dennis’s quick change from subtle annoyance to anger, Dee’s indifference to his screaming, the breath of silence afterwards.

[cas-is-my-bestie]

Mish. Dee.

[byjorbs-archive]

"You used to be shy, now you're a whore." / mac, to dee

one of these for sure, always accepting || @roseypeached

dee scoffs. oh not today. she will not be used as the bitch boys personal punching bag today. " and you used to be hot with a lot of mass but now you're just old and skinny. like dennis. " the best way to insult mac is to also just insult dennis, plus it will be fun to see which he comes to defense first. sure, she used to be shy, she's not even sure why or how he could remember that since it was in high school. but that was before it all counted anyway.

now it counts and she will not let him win. despite all the other times she just happened to lose. " whore is really all you got, ronald mcdonald ? you're named after a clown and you're going to come at me for how i'm a whore ? at least people will sleep with me. how long have you been trying to get dennis to bang you, exactly ? ball park it for me, at least. "

[consumare]

his acquaintances at the opera were shocked to find that hannibal had brought someone new into their midst. rarely did hannibal show up with another person on his arm, content for the attention to be on him. but dee had proven to hannibal that she could be refined, in the right situations. he thought showing her off for the evening would, if nothing else, be an interesting experiment. but she had exceeded his expectations, and now that they were back in his home, he turned to her with a grin, helping to remove her coat and place it on the rack just inside of the door. 'did you enjoy yourself, deandra?' the doctor questions, shrugging off his own coat and heading for the liquor cart to pour them each a glass. 'be honest - i promise, you will not hurt my feelings,' @clockturned.

[toastietherat]

I feel like Dee is pan, with a slight preference for men. So here this is