#from anon

[cortismoon]

do u write smut? specifically keonho

no

get a life weirdo

[deadlovedonoteat]

How is it possible to be asexual and a pervert

think about it read about it write about it dream about it jerk off about it talk about it read about it again sing about it listen to it watch it draw it but never ever do it. the coach doesn't play

[beru-m]

Imagine if the 5 Tohma Cats evolve to one big Tohma Cat - Kaito and Luca just gives Big Tohma Cat back to Jin. Now Jin has to deal with a giant cat loafing in his bed 😎

......That might not be a bad thing for Jin.

(This ones the four foot tall mareep meme)

[incorrect-svt-quotes]

#349

Jeonghan: Are you ticklish?

Chan, taking 20 steps back: No.

[neiptune]

when he is away at games he could probably make you cum through his messages alone before sending audios pictures or anything like that.... he is that good

18+, phone sex, female reader

You’re still a little out of breath when a familiar ringtone echoes across your bedroom.

“Hi, baby”, you hate that his tone is so conceited, so smug, “how are you feeling?”.

You groan into the speaker and he chuckles from a million miles away, a low, deep sound.

“You’re the worst”.

“Really? Does that mean you didn’t finish?”.

Oh, you finished. It’s embarrassing how it only took a few written words from him, your phone blowing up with praises, precise instructions, a painfully detailed description of what he wanted you to do to yourself. Because that’d be exactly what he’d do if he was there.

“Well?”, Oliver pushes and you can hear the smile in his voice.

“I did”, you begrudgingly concede.

“How come you sound so unhappy, then?”.

You position yourself better against the soft pillows of your bed, eyes darting to the empty spot next to you.

“First of all, it’s frankly infuriating how good you are at just texting”.

“You’re welcome. Second?”.

You huff out an annoyed little sound.

“I miss you”.

It’s a quiet murmur, shy but sincere. He’s been away for just three days and it will be another week before he’s back. The house is too silent, your bed cold, the couch lonely, god, not even your fingers are good enough-

“I miss you too”, he says, a sad lilt to his usually playful tone, “just a few more days and I’ll be home”.

“Too long”, you whine.

“I know. But this helps a little, yeah?”.

“It does”, you sigh, “but it’s different. It’s not you”.

Oliver hums.

“Why don’t you tell me how it’s different, exactly?”.

You shut your eyes, heave a deep breath.

“I can’t reach the places you reach. My fingers are not long enough, they’re not thick enough. I need you, Oli”, your hand sneaks in between the wet heat between your legs again, “I need you so bad. I feel so empty, I’m throbbing around nothing”.

You smile a little when you hear his muffled groan.

“Are you touching yourself again?”.

“Mmm”, you mewl an affirmative sound.

“Do it right”, he whispers, “do exactly what I tell you”.

You do. How could you not? Oliver has you and your body memorized, knows what you need before you even realize it yourself. He has you sigh shakily as you follow his instructions for the third time tonight, head tipping back as your fingers smear wetness up to your clit, touch kept light, slow, teasing. The way he’d do it.

“Dip one finger in”, he says and sucks in a sharp breath when your whine indicates that you complied, “pump it in and out, slowly. Does that feel good, baby? Let me hear you”.

“Yes”, you murmur, “it feels so good”, you’re dripping, the deep rumble of his voice has almost a mortifyingly amplified effect compared to carefully crafted texts.

“Add another finger now, stretch yourself out nice and slow for me”, Oliver shuts his eyes when you moan softly, “yeah, just like that. Just like that. Fuck, my beautiful girl with her perfect cunt. I can hear you”.

With another soft, needy moan, you move your phone to bring it closer to where your fingers are making lewd, squelching sounds between your sticky folds. He’s on speaker now, phone left on the soft bedding as you keep doing what he tells you, whimpering pathetically while your hips buck into your hand like a dog in heat. It feels so good and yet not nearly enough at the same time.

Curl your fingers.

Angle your wrist.

Rub your clit, just like that, don’t stop. That’s it. Let go. Cream on your fingers for me. That’s it.

My perfect girl.

Oliver tips you over the edge with his voice alone, the occasional moan indicating that he’s probably touching himself too. You let out a sob, eyes still squeezed shut, legs trembling slightly as you reach your third orgasm of the night. Your hips jerk slightly when he tells you to push your fingers in again, deep, deeper, then bring them to your mouth. What you don’t manage to clean drips down your wrist and the curve of your ass.

In a blissful haze, you think you can hear the distant sound of his pants being unzipped.

“Turn your camera on”, he says, a gruff edge to his voice, “let me see”.

[imsosocold]

passerine in the end was fundamentally everything the dsmp was against in format and messaging and it makes sense an entitled fandom embraced it.

this world was a mangoball

[whumppromptoftheday]

prophet whumpee, untimely chosen for the salvation of the world.

Exiled from their village—-either from a crime they didn’t commit or a another reason—they unexpectedly fall into the hands of whumper.

Whumper convinces them that their suffering is needed to being salvation to world. Manipulating their faith and hope, while subjecting them to torture.

[lqfiles]

GURLL HELP ME OUT! I forgot the name of that one haechan smau where he accidently hits y/n with a basketball. Plspls lmk if you rmb it!!

Also can you suggest some good smaus'?

you’re talking about balling into love by my lovely @naids4luv i’m sure (i miss you.. plz come back..) and omg i was giving someone reccs a few days ago in dms let me make it public (haven’t read in a while tho) :

suhnshinehaos — crush culture (renjun)

(probably the first smau i read on here lol)

yojeongin — don’t blame the lovecats (jaemin)

(HIGHLY recommend this, litch top 5 smaus i’ve ever read)

yojeongin — evol (renjun)

ningningsdream — the villain in your story (jaemin)

(love the drama in this, currently rereading)

najaemism — heart can’t lose (haechan)

daegalfangirl — love maze (renjun)

jayflrt — a stoner’s guide to starbucks (heeseung)

(not even an engene anymore nor am i a heeseung stan but this was like one of the best things ever.. we don’t support sb tho 🤦🏽‍♀️)

jiamour — russian roulette (renjun)

(also pushin n pullin is good but they discontinued </3 (the smau the pushed me to fr write smaus icl))

jammingjaem — dream store (haechan)