In all my yurty excitement, I kind of forgot the nature element to this adventure. There are bugs – lots of them – and my only lights are cellphone and campfire. At least I have some marinated shrimp to cook over the fire and #DeepWoodsOff to keep me and my Vuitton safe from bugs. Ffs, I brought #Louboutins with me and an assortment of @BrooksBrothers, but no light source. #glamping #notsomuch #glamper #badcamping #ihatenature #alreadybookedahotel #iloveyouhilton #ilovehotels (at Clarksburg, Maryland)












