haha yeah I am not good at jumping either, I sort of half did a front flip, but I ended up landing on my face XD I liked your 'jumping to conclusions' answer
I mean I’m not lying about that :V ‘bout the only time I do jump when im not on a trampoline or other springy surface.
I have weird vague memories of possibly doing a backflip into a pool when I was younger but that’s probably a fever dream of my own machination, a subconscious desire never realized bc honestly if I tried I’d probably hit my head. maybe I’ve just seen enough people do flips to convince myself that I could’ve done one? I’ve always been super paranoid about launching my center of gravity around an imaginary axis and it is your story that is my exact reason for that. I do not take too kindly to pain :’V
