#defensivelee

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

Charles II and James II: *Are brothers*

Sheep: My opinion? They definitely fucked.

[acrossthewavesoftime]

most ethical way to subdue a william

I am not an expert on the care and management of Oranges! Similarly to pugs and Persian cats, selective breeding has caused them to be unethical to breed, promote, or keep, as Oranges suffer severely from respiratory issues and general frailness.

You may think the big nose, chestnut hair and ghostly pallor are cute characteristics, but your Orange suffers for their whole lifetime.

Please check with your vet or the shelter you adopted from to learn how to ethically handle your Orange.

[marquisevonobst]

for the ask game, pink n green :3

Pink - biting you biting you biting you biting you licking you biting you biting you

(But I'm not Jimmy!) Beware! I'll bite back!

Green - wanna go touch grass with me?

Oh, absolutely I would! Maybe on a nice meadow in the English countryside, at dawn? One that overlooks a forest and in the distance you can see a baroque manor? With thin strands of mist settling on a lake?

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

Sheep calling William a bug will forever make me laugh.

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

William III: I care about the three countries I govern! Holland, Inglefan and...

William III: *Squints whilst peering at his script*

William III: *Frowns* Shootafrick??

Sheep is going to hate this because I'm pointing out that his beloved is too much of an Holland cheerleader -

[randomly--accessed--memories]

@defensivelee

Internet Yamero mental animatic outline time

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

James, Louis and everyone at St-Germain watching the Kensington gang all fall apart due to Sarah Churchill, John Churchill and peas:

[acrossthewavesoftime]

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First off, whoever the imposter is who took over your blog on 16th March 2024, @defensivelee, they are not Frederick the Great.

As good luck would have it, I know the exact location of the real Frederick II's burial place, his pet dogs included (do leave him a potato should you visit!).

Taking into account that the political landscape has shifted, I would strongly advice against invading France as France is a member of NATO, and an invasion would constitute the invocation of Article 5.

That aside, Frederick was more interested in getting Silesia rather than France under his control, and again, bad idea. Today the historic region of Silesia is situated on Polish and Czech territory, also members of NATO.

I cannot help but think that it is a bad idea to try and conquer anything at all using an 18th century army when you know you'll be up against the combined modern armies of 32 member states.

Last but not least, I have read some of Frederick's letters and am pretty confident that this is not what he wrote and sounded like.

All things considered, please be careful what you do on your computer, and who you give your passwords to! Someone posing as Frederick the Great might use your accounts to try and convince people that waging war against France is a good idea! I have no idea who they are, or what their ultimate goal is, but we should be aware of them! Be careful out there, people!