#stuart memes

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

Golden find on Reddit today.

[duchessofyorksstuff]

James: I was thinking about marrying Anne Hyde.

Edward Hyde: NO!!

Henrietta and Mary of Orange: No!

Charles: No.

Henrietta: You cannot do that. That is social suicide!

Charles: Damn, you are so lucky you have us to guide you.

James: Umm, right.

Mary: We told you no last time! Besides what would you want her for, she's only my maid -

James: Okay good because I kind of uh...

Edward Hyde: You kind of WHAT?! If this is anything to do with marriage and kids I will be -

James: Err...

Henrietta: JAMES -

Mary: James WTF??

James: Well, you see...

Charles: What did you -

James: Ummm - it's a lot to explain. Give me a minute... *gestures to Anne standing hesitantly in the corner*

James: Darling??

Mary: "Darling"??

*Anne looks up.*

James: Babe, would you mind coming over here for a minute?? I'm trying to break the news in the easiest way possible.

Henrietta: "Babe"?!

Anne: No. No thank you. *trembles*.

Charles: "a lot to explain"?! James dude TF have you....

James: Please?

Anne: *whispers* James, no.

James: Pretty please?

Anne: *still whispering* No James. Please.

James: Don't worry! Nothing bad's gonna happen to you, I pro-

Edward Hyde: *turns beetroot* "break the news in the easiest way possible"?! ANNE, GET OVER HERE NOW.

James: *turns around* Just shut up dude! *turns back round to face Anne, now shrinking into the wall*

Charles: *getting irritated now* James, just explain what's going on man TF -

James: Anne, listen to me a sec. *Walks over*

Charles: *eyes widening*

Henrietta: IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS?!

Mary: *fuming* Anne, James, I swear to lo -

Edward Hyde:

Anne: James, please -

James: *whispering now* Don't worry, you'll be fine. They're not gonna be angry. C'mere. *Gently pulls Anne over to the group. Henrietta meanwhile looks like she's about to explode.*

Edward: *now purple* RIGHT. ANNE -

Mary: Anne? Anne, this had better not -

James: Guys, do not start! It's not Anne's fault at all!

*Everyone notices Anne's belly*

Mary: Anne, are you pregnant?!

Anne: *shaking now* Y-yes.

Edward Hyde, Henrietta and Mary in unison: IT'S HIS, ISN'T IT?!

James: *getting real defensive* Just don't come for her okay?! She's good.

Charles: Guys calm down a minute. James...

James: I SAID DON'T -

Charles: Can you just answer the damned question?! In fact - Anne be honest here, did James get you pregnant?

Anne: *looks at James and slowly nods*

Edward Hyde:

*James runs out the room at that point as everyone starts shouting*

[unhingedwhitehall]

Me as soon as someone says "My name is-":

MY NAME IS, MY NAME IS,MY NAME IS CHARLES II.

Me as soon as someone says "I love-":

I LOVE THE PEOPLE AND THE PEOPLE LOVE ME, SO MUCH THAT THEY RESTORED THE ENGLISH MONARCHY! I'M PART SCOTTISH, FRENCH, ITALIAN, A LITTLE BIT DANE, BUT 100% PARTY ANIMAL, CHAMPAGNE! 🍾🥂

[elizabethan-memes]

Scotland: What happened to his hands?

Sawney Bean: What's that?

Scotland: His hands. Why- why are they missing?

Sawney Bean: Well, I kind of ummm… cooked them up. And ate them.

Scotland: Sawneeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

Sawney Bean: Well, I-I was hungry. And well, when you crave hands...

Scotland: Why on earth would you do that?!

Sawney Bean: I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break!

Scotland: Sawneeeey!

Sawney Bean: My stomach was making the rumblies.

Scotland: SAWNEY!

Sawney Bean: That only hands would satisfy.

Scotland: What is WRONG with you, Sawney?!

Sawney Bean: Well, I kill people and I eat hands! That's- that's two things!

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

William: I am sick and tired of everyone calling me "Wills" like why can't you just say William it's really not that hard. I mean -

De Witt: Wills!

William: It's William, if you please.

Bentinck: Wills!

William: WILLIAM, HANS, WILLIAM!!

Keppel: Wills.

William: Arnold. What did I just say?

Bidloo: Wills-

William: STOP IT!!!

*Mary walks in*

Mary: Wills?

William: Yes love! What do you want?

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

Very random thought but you know how at the end of TFC Episode 8, Anne walks in and sees William who walks up, takes her hand and kisses her cheek? Right well that looked like the start of some enemies to lovers shit right there.

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

*side eyes Charles, Charlie, Jamie and the spaniels* ALRIGHT BOYS, WHICH OF YOU IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

*Turns round*

What about you Henrietta??

[coquetteladyofthedeadmensworld]

The Stuarts and Friends: Getting Shouted/Yelled At

*Shouts or yells back*: Mary Queen of Scots, Anne of Denmark, James Scott, Anne Hyde, Arnold Joost van Keppel, Sarah Churchill

*Breaks down sobbing*: James VI and I, Catherine of Braganza, James Scott

*"StOp ScReAmInG aT mE!"*: Charles I, Catherine of Braganza, James Scott, Mary of Modena, Mary II, Hans William Bentinck, Anne Queen of Great Britain, George of Denmark

*"I'M A MINOR! YOU'RE BULLYING A MINOR 😭!"*: James Scott, James II

*Does not care, they were raised in a loud environment*: Charles II, William III

*The person shouting and yelling*: James II

*Waits for the person to finish; "ok"*: William III, John Churchill

*OPTS FOR VIOLENCE AND SHOOTS THEM WITH A GUN*: Henrietta Maria