#dekubowl

[curestardust]

[alien-slushie]

Shinsou: *error.exe*

Sero: Uh, what's wrong with Shinsou?

Uraraka: Apparently nobody warned him that Midoriya can pick up a refrigerator like it's a plush toy.

Sero: Poor bastard.

[luxthestrange]

BNHA Incorrect quotes#62 No, Do chore

This is for the Shindeku & Shinkami...or the ShinDekuKami shippers

Shinsou: Hey, I'm going on my date

Secretary Y/n: No

Shinsou: What?

Secretary Y/n: Chores before whores~

Shinsou: ...

Secretary Y/n: Dishes before bitches~

Shinsou: ...

Secretary Y/n: Cutting grass before getting ass~

Shinsou: DAD/MOM/NONI!?!

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[fever-dreamer97]

Deku Haters: He’s the MC? He looks like a complete wimp-

Hiro, gives us the most terrifying Deku we ever seen: God, you happy now?

[ginger-snaap]

Guys GUYS GUYS!!! OMG I can't stop thinking about old men with beards that has a stained white patch (or just an off color tone) due to eating out their partner so much.

I read somewhere that the juices have a acid-ish property to it, so it can stain stuff when contacted long enough with it.

It's infused in my brain 😩

[ultimatelyre]

started BNHA rewatch before starting last season wish me luck and deliver the handkerchiefs to my home address thank you very much

look at this cutie patootie oh lord

[pansexualkiba]

"Wait, so, who's in the lead?" Kaminari pointed out. "Remember, Midoriya said he had rankings? Now that we're all blond, who's in the lead?"

"Kaminari-kun!" Iida admonished him, "It's inappropriate to-"

"Ojiro is still number one." Midoriya announced without a second thought. Iida froze mid-chop. "Then it's Yuuchan. Then Iida, then Monoma, and then Tokoyami."

"TOKOYAMI?!" Ashido screamed. "WHY?! HE'S WEARING A WIG!"

"You're just jealous." Tokoyami hmph'd, crossing his arms proudly.

"Oookay, well, what about a, uh, certain natural blond?" Kaminari subtly gestured to his own hair. "What about him?"

"Kacchan is in ninth place." Midoriya shrugged, ignoring Bakugou falling over as if mortally wounded.

"W-Well, what about-" Kaminari began to fumble.

"Oh, this is about you, Kaminari." Midoriya realized. "Yeah, no, you're not on the rankings."

"WHY?!" Kaminari begged, crying and gripping Midoriya's pant leg. "Why won't you give me a chance?!"

"I mean, it's weird, right?" Midoriya pointed out. "Dating the prime minister's son? I don't really feel comfortable with the politics that come with that."

"Wait, back up," Jirou interrupted. "What do you mean, the prime minister's son?"

Midoriya owlishly blinked. "I thought it was obvious?" Midoriya pointed out, "Kaminari's the only son of Prime Minister Kaminari Raimon."

The class was silent as they took in this information.

"You…" Midoriya said slowly, "You didn't… Realize? They have the same last name."

[mollyinmymilkshake]

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