McDonald's gang... Shotgun Bloke is the only one awkward. While Finn McCool looks ready to escape and take a shit. This is kinda rushed and... Idk... Headcanons/AU under cut ig...?
Fun fact: this thing has been in my drafts for two days rn cus I can't come up with headcanons, so it will be edited.
WARNING FOR LANGUAGE!... Ig...
FINN MCCOOL 🕶️
"Am I or am I not the coolest guy, mh?"
- well, nothing much, yknow? We all know Finn McCool...
- leader (obviously) of the gang and somehow got a giant (Shotgun Bloke) as his bodyguard or smth (got this from the wiki, don't know if it's correct Bloke is a kind of... Bodyguard ig..?)
- The only one that gets called by his real name/government name since the others have gang names lol
- Had a thing for baseball since a kid, that's why he always carries a baseball and knows how to kick people asses with it
- ↑ he's a baseball player! Infact he often invites his gang (or they go there as a suprise) during games
- he has long hair.. even tho he doesn't know how to take care of it
- "HOW MANY SHADES THIS GUY HAS!?" a poor random dude trying to defeat this bitchass face /j
- yaps about all his hyper fixations to everyone and anyone he knows, especially his gang (who barely gave a shit or listened to his yaps)
- abuses the pet names a lot and everyone at least got a dozen of nicknames from him
- chill guy just dont press the godamn buttons.
- Fish McDonald's, Fuck McFace, Finn McLame, hes been through a lot of 'insults nicknames' lmao
MEGAPHONE MAN📣
"GO TEAM!"
- The loudest, weakest too (pheraphs? He only hits ppl with that godamn megaphone and motivates).
- ↑ But hey! At least... Nvm.
- probably made someone go deaf..
- wears a lot of bandages because he's probably the most targeted one when summoned lol
- sees Finn McCool as an older brother figure, while Finn sees him back as little bro figure back!
- ↑ practically sees everyone as an older sibling (only child PTSD lol /j /Irelatetothis)
- gets baby treatment since hes the youngest and shortest for teasing and fun, even tho he doesn't like it very much but has often fun too
- you know how Disney princesses attract animals? Yes he is the opposite, the animals run for their lives away from him.
- very motivating, tho people out of the gang doesn't like it tho.
- wants to learn how to play baseball
- very comfortable to be around with when unusually silent
- real name is... Idk... But surely Megaphone Man ain't his government name.
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHOTGUN BLOKE 🔫
"Let's get this over with..."
- "I told you we needed more glitter" ahh deep voice
- The tallest of the group
- He often tries to reason with the others, but Finn McCool is the leader for a reason
- is a softie if you get to know him better or tease the shit outta him
- "tough guys wear pink"
- sees everyone as annoying little shits (cus they all are)
- often very awkward around others since he kinda stands out and doesn't really fit, but the gang love the giant!
- real name is Bloke, but others call him Shotgun or Shotgun Bloke
- he has braids (but i couldn't find those in CAC so I will draw him with those to make this clear)
- he's the one who got the idea to keep the camel
- might add more
DELETER🔨
- awesome little shit, his very short but okay cool.
- more will be added
DEVIOUS DUDE😼
- capitalism got his ass /j
- more will be added
GENERAL🕶️📣🔫🔨😼
- "WHO ATE ALL MY CHOCOLATE??" "Shotgun Bloke!!!" "I hate you guys."
