#delululand

[n8dl3art]

He sees you, he blushes

[p-redux]

Sorry to disappoint you, but it's Balfe on that lockscreen :D SF's at the wedding had much thicker straps and they'd be visible in this photo which they are not. And Balfe's straps were much, much thinner - virtually invisible in this quality, and that's exactly what we see. Including the asymmetrical neckline - because Balfe had a bow. Very sorry about your eyes - must be the reason for your mistake. Sorry, it's not SF on that lockscreen, it's Balfe. I'm not a shipper, just my eyes are OK ;)

For you, the shippers pretending to not be shippers, and all the other DOPES in my Inbox saying that's not the dress Steph wore to the wedding and it's actually Caitriona in the pic with Sam...bwahahaha. 🤣😂

Um, where in God's green Earth is Sam going to have ANOTHER MAN'S WIFE as his screensaver? Because rest assured that Cait IS Tony McGill's wife, as has been proven over and over again. Sam's screensaver would obviously be of him with his GIRLFRIEND, Steph, not Cait. And also, if, according to you guys, Sam and Cait are still hiding their "secret" relationship, it would be very reckless of Sam to have a pic of them as his screensaver for anyone to see at any time. Try using your brains once in a while. It will only hurt a little, I promise. 🤭

As for the dress, the pic is blurry. Hard to tell if there's straps or not. And Cait's hair was up that day and Cait's dress was shorter. As for Steph, she also could have had on two different outfits for the day. We know from pics I've posted before that she wore the long black gown to the reception and dancing. But for the ceremony, she had on a coat and a hat, she most likely wore a different dress for that. Regardless, I know the idiots in this fandom aka shippers are clinging onto their barnacle ridden long sunken ship like their lives depend on it, but stop coming over to the SANE side and trying to ruin the lovely REALITY we are celebrating. Stay in delululand please and thank you.

For the rest of us...SQUEEEEEEE, Sam has him and Steph as his cell phone screensaver and it melts my cold black heart so much! 💘

[slaaverin]

I have such a vision to edit jikook's wedding video you have no idea

*mad artist talk incoming*

It would be on the song To build a home for the ceremony with emotional build up and snippets of vows (😭😭) + some members saying little phrases about jikook and just the looks giggles and walking down the aisle (the venue would be magnificent) (I would basically cry non stop) and the light will be stunning caressing their illuminated faces and they would kiss (and I'll cry harder), and there would be also b-rolls of the decorations but I would make everything soooooo tender and sweet and ethereal with a lot of slowmo and close-ups to capture ALL THE SMILING and also THE TEARS

And THEN

I would use Someone to Stay for the after party a little more upbeat and everybody would be together and laughing and taking pictures!!! And jikook would obviously make a first dance that would be quite special so all the moves would be captured and there would be moments of jikook away from the crowd just being adorable and in each other's arm and for the climax of the songs it would be them watching fireworks and every heart warming moments would be captured and they'll kiss again bcs why the hell not and at the end they'll say some last words about their wedding and it would end up in giggles again and it would pan out on both their names intertwined on a card

IT WOULD BE AMAZING 😭😭😭

Please if hybe stumbles upon my blog 🤡🤡 *completely delulu*

HIRE ME TO EDIT THE VID. YOU DON'T NEED TO PAY ME. I WOULD EVEN GIVE YOU MY KIDNEY.

Aaaaaaaaahhh 😭😭😭😭

I have every little details of this wedding in my mind I'm unwell

It's the jikook drought that's making me go insane

When I told you I would be delulu now

I think granny needs to go lie down

Sorry for this mess of a post lmaooo

[maybestaying]

🫠

From this interview 1:45

[irithiadourden]

Mpreg Azris? anyone?

Mated, and happy and with at least seven children.

Yeah, they are like rabbits.

Yes, Eris keeps telling they need to stop but hey the last two were twins!

(Note: he is expecting. Again. He is pissed with Azriel, but cant stay mad.)

[havesomeballs]

Someone pls tell me how to stop catastrophising when your goalie injures himself while celebrating a goal and is then out for 1.5+ month and might miss the chance to stand on the pitch with his decade+ partner for a UCL game one last time…

Conclusion is that it can NOT be the last time alright?! The last time should be Thomas in his neck on the 31st May in their stadium. 😫

[hyp3ryon]

Apo tagging Mile on this post at 1am, on the 10th anniversary of their first meeting

I really don't know what else to say anymore at this point except Mileapo real

[edgydroned]

open.

" i've solo'd a total of THREE disassembly drones; and i'm convinced if i came across any more i'd be able to take 'em. "