#delusional king

[itzstu]

Stu 100% gets off on how possesive and toxic Billy is. He's positive if he ever tried to leave or break up with Billy, Billy would kill him, and every time he thinks about it he starts twirling his hair and kicking his feet.

[ceriseheaven]

silver surfer: *kicks johnny off her surfboard into space*

johnny: hear me out... i think we had a moment 🤭

[nanamins-overtime]

Will telling Hannibal he doesn't think he can live with everything that Hannibal has done to him and Hannibal being like "omg you do love me back🥺" is so unserious. Bro what do you mean "there is no greater love than to die for a friend" ??? Delusional king.

[westerosisim]

115 AC.

In 115 AC, there came a tragic mishap, of the sort that shapes the destiny of kingdoms: the "bronze bitch" of Runestone, Lady Rhea Royce, fell from her horse whilst hawking and cracked her skull upon a stone. She lingered for nine days before finally feeling well enough to leave her bed...only to collapse and die within an hour of rising.

A raven was duly sent to Storm's End, and Lord Baratheon dispatched a messenger ship to Bloodstone, where Prince Daemon was still struggling to defend his meagre kingdom against the men of the Triarchy and their Dornish allies. Daemon flew at once to the Vale. "To put my wife to rest," he said, though more like it was in the hopes of laying claim to her lands, castles, and incomes. In that he failed; Runestone passed instead to Lady Rhea's nephwe, and when Daemon made appeal to the Eyrie, not only was his claim dismissed, but Lady Jeyne warned him that his presence in the Vale was unwelcome.

[mvpsychic]

I absolutely love how Luffy is always being grumpy about being called a hero because he is a "selfish" pirate and he eats all the meat and all of that but he is straight up lying to himself, because when you look up the definition of "hero" they basically dox his ass with how accurate the descriptions they give are.

I love him though, my delusional king. Stretchy bastard thinking he's so tough and the most menacing pirate out there yet he looks like the most huggable guy ever

(Jimbei and Chopper are very close on that list)

[poetrydemon]

Tbh, the only thing holding me back from being a king rn is when I'm hungry and want my servants to feed me a pomegranate, and they take more than 2 seconds to put some in my mouth, I'll just end up taking it from them and say ill do it myself.

Truly no one can break up a pomegranate like I can, which is why I can't be king. I'm just too powerful.

[gallaghergallagher]