Demospy for the ship thing maybe?
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Who’s the cuddler?
Demooo 🥺 my guy loves giving affection. Loves to hold Spy close while he naps, Spy is either reading or maybe its the one time he lets himself relax and just allows Demo to hold him. I think they are very soft alright.
Who makes the bed?
Spy. Demo did it once but he "didn't do it right". Spy likes it a certain way so he just lets Spy do whatever. I also see Spy buying all the really expensive bedding and as much as he loves Demo, Demo is pretty sure Spy will kill him if he ruins it.
Who wakes up first?
This one goes to Spy again. Def see him as a morning person reading with a coffee in his smoke room. The rare mornings he decides to stay in bed though you know he snuggles up close to Demo until he wakes up.
Who has the weird taste in music?
Hmmm... I want to say Spy just because he's French and based off the one (1) French person I know they seem to like weird music (affectionately)... but also Demo probably loves to sing old drinking/sailor songs. Honestly I don't see either of them liking super weird music but they definitely has eccentric tastes.
Who is more protective?
Demo in spirit, but Spy in practice. Listen, Demo knows Spy can take care of himself and knows that he's a damn good spy. However, Spy's still so,,, he's so tall and thin - could snap him like a toothpick - and he has some of the lowest health of them all + he's the one who's literally going into the enemy territory. However, Demoman is smart enough to know that him trying to help Spy would just result in him getting caught more often than not so he trusts him and leaves him to it. Outside of the battle field though,,,, Listen Demo would kill for Spy. Simple. Doesn't matter who. You disrespect Spy you disrespect him.
Spy on the other hand? He does have the ability to be there when Demo need's help in a fight. Taking out enemies silently, watching Demo's back, getting a cheeky backstab in or two? Half the time Demo doesn't even know what has happen til he turns around, and by then Spy is already slipped away. Off the field he's much like Demo still, disrespect Demo and you're one foot in the grave. The only difference is Spy's preference to use carefully crafted insults over his fits. Of course, he won't hesitate to further it, but he'd rather wait to be alone with you before doing anything rash.
Who sings in the shower?
Demo!! I love the idea of him loving to sing so you know he's belting whichever song comes to mind every time he's in the shower. Its good acoustics and even Spy hangs around the bathroom door to hear a serenade or two from time to time. I think if Spy were to sing in the shower it would be more like a hum or whisper, something to keep his mind busy mostly.
Who cries during movies?
Demo, he's such a softy I'm sorry. Super down with his feeling and emotions, he can't help it sometimes. I also honestly don't see Spy being a huge fan of movies? Doesn't hate them and will sit with Demo when he watches one, but would probably be reading instead of actually paying attention.
Who spends the most while out shopping?
Spy. He just has a certain taste, Demo might poke fun at all of Spy's fancy doodads and how he's only deserving of the best, but he'd be damned if Spy doesn't get a new waistcoat or shoes. I also think that Spy would love to spoil Demo rotten. I think he buys Demo everything under the sun from sweets and flowers, to expensive coats and jewelry.
Who kisses more roughly?
Demo ❤ I think Spy likes it, him being rough I mean. I imagine that Demo is typically a very soft and caring lover but the one time he was rough with Spy and Spy just o(-( got flustered and composure completely fell. It's his favorite thing to do to Spy especially in the open/around others because he knows how much it gets to him.
Who is more dominant?
Demo, again, but for much of the same reason. He knows Spy likes it and is more than happy to give him exactly what he wants, so? Spy also has his moment though, however I think they come across as more possessiveness. "Reminding" (he doesn't need reminding) Demo as to who he belongs to. Demo finds it hot and doesn't complain when Spy decides to take more of a lead.
My rating of the ship from 1-10.
10/10. Personally my favorite Demo ship and within my top 5 favorite Spy ships too 💕 Big Sun/Moon energy.
