#demon phannie

[em0dnp]

if people need actual proof of the guys from stranger things loving each other ask an ex demon phannie, they will get the job done I promise

[phanbeats]

having a normal one today

(thinking about Dan and Phil's refrigerator situation bc in the 2023 Halloween baking video, Phil showed us a mini-fridge under the counter at 0:44. This implies one solid fact and two potential options. Fact: the freezer is not attached to the mini fridge; it's too small for that. Option One: They don't have a full sized fridge, and the freezer is fully separate and located elsewhere in the phitchen. Very funny if this is the case, bc it means they effectively told their builders that they only eat takeout and that they're never going to stop only eating takeout. Also a side note, as someone only four inches shorter than Dan, i genuinely cannot imagine having to bend down that far to grab milk out of the fridge every morning. Bad kitchen design, 1/10. Option Two: they have a second fridge, likely full-sized with a freezer attached. This one's also wild tbh. Unless you're a family of 4+ you probably don't need an extra fridge, especially if you don't cook a lot, right??)

[misskiwi4]

sooooo what are they going to do with the muscle suit now?

[undonehomework]

i see sooo many people saying they weren’t demon phannies…. we can’t all possibly be donatello that is not mathematically possible

[antidemonphannie]

It's funny for everyone to make fun of my blog and posts because yes i was wrong for the two flats but it doesn't mean dan and phil aren't platonic and just gay best friends to this day. They could be anything. They never said they were a couple and do not necessarily act like one. To see everyone still saying in 2024 they are a couple like it's a fact when they never acknowledged that is more funny than me being wrong about flats.

[phantasticphizza]

ok now I'm realizing phil probably meant youtube might demonetize it, not 'our audience will go demon phannie'

[zackstriker]

the demon phannie iceberg

(cw // post contains references to drama, discourse, and sensitive dnp topics)

[philsdrivinglicence]

Let a demon phannie cook.

Phil never told Dan about the priest costume and then, to dan's apparent surprise and delight, smacked his hand and called him a bad boy. MULTIPLE TIMES.

Dan brought up the cat whiskers. Phil have an immediate no. Without hesitation or thought.

Dan brings it up again and phil gives a somewhat begrudging yes, swept up in the moment.

Phil starts to wrap up by calling dan a good boy.

Conclusions:

We just watched actual foreplay. Phil planned the priest thing for that purpose. He didn't wanna have sex with whiskers on but he got swept up in the moment and decided to roll with it.