another ramble about hws Belarus specifically DenBela or my head is going to explode I'm so sorry let me get this out of my system and then I'll shut up because the potential of this rare pair is DELICIOUS
• Menaces, they will egg each other on to torment people for entertainment, repercussion are nonexistent in their heads. Unapologetically impulsive tag team.
• She is perfectly capable of bringing out something feral in him and 100% she's internally v much omg hot viking daddy lets go fuck shit up to heavy metal and make out in a gothic church.
• He will do literally anything she asks because he likes making her happy, would do anything to even chance getting a laugh out of her. Which links back up to the other two points tbh he's done some borderline evil shit to get her to laugh (straight up decked Sweden in front of everybody, Sealand cried, Finland had to be restrained by like 5 people, it was complete chaos but hey at least Natalya was having the time of her life)
• At dinner she gets a salad but eats most of his fries and Mathias doesn't care.
• He's let her use his phone for prank calls, now his number is blocked by both Poland and Lithuania. She thinks it's hilarious.
• Ivan was absolutely devo when he found out they were sleeping together, worst news of his life, cue the theatrics, little sister being a traitor again (has an incredibly stellar working relationship w/ den he's just shattered that it's denmark dicking down his sister (even tho he's probably doing the same to den anyway)) and running amuck with one of his childhood tormentors how fucking dare you do this to me Natalya, why are you like this, that man is a DEMON- you two work completely fine with one another- and you are bringing him into THIS HOUSE no I don't care that you don't live with me anymore he's too FUCKING CLOSE- u literally talk shit about Sweden with him- DEMON.
• Shamelessly told Norway 'I'm like you but hotter and I fuck your boyfriend better, what are you going to do about it loser?' Nothing he did absolutely nothing.
• the daddy 'as a joke' thing from the last post was completely offhand but now it's in my head like a ear worm, fuck it that can stay. 50 points if he calls her kitten- the state of his back says enough.
• Takes sneaky pictures of him when he's asleep bc she thinks he looks cute, will also stay awake all night tracing all of his scars and counting his freckles.
• She's outright asked him if he ever killed somebody just for the sake of it and he just look at her like 'babe rlly?' He won't ever confirm or deny.
• They 100% send each other nudes that are saved on their phones when they're in conferences, they've both got flawless poker faces but the people sitting behind them most certainly don't. Germany doesn't know if he wants to beat the shit out of Denmark or go somewhere to die in peace. Boo hoo poor little gay boy doesn't know what to do about getting a secondhand glance at Russia's sister's tits and knowing his neighbour is getting some.
• He talked sooooooooooooooooooo much shit when he saw Twilight on her bookshelf, he's a book snob and she despises (loves) it.
• He's also the coffee snob, but she's the alcohol gatekeeper, he can't argue with her on that one because yes vodka is more effective.
• Whenever she pops up with something completely out of left field he just goes with it automatically, like oh okay we're talking about this now, well yes of course humanity is doomed sweetie but I'm still waiting on my beer so their annihilation will have to wait 💕 (-:
• Netflix and no chill is v much a normal night
• He will manhandle her and it makes her dizzy when he does, she's obsessed, but he treats her like a fuckin queen no ifs no buts. Doesn't stop him from blowing her back out tho js. Definitely is able to do it while standing and only supporting her with his arms.
• Has stolen at least 5 articles of his clothing.
• They don't know what being quiet is AT ALL, teeth and nails and some weird shit we just don't want to talk about but safe (arguably they're both freaks) sane (mostly) and consensual.
• Tall, blonde, built, sus, has a history of control issues, definitely has abandonment issues, ur smile is a fucking front sir what fucked up things are going on in ur head yeah he's 100% her type and on the flip side she's into the occult, blonde, stoic, into sharp things, an immature smartass with a foul mouth, goth, into heavy metal, and can talk about literally anything at length = exactly his type (similarities to norway are not lost on her)
• First thing she said to him was 'You look like you have a big cock' Ivan was not happy at all, had to physically drag her away nO naTALYA 'but I want to touch his di-' STOP.
i have so much more this is a fucking curse i'm still not even close
Denmark and Belarus are soooo golden retriever and black cat.
He’s glued to her heels always following around though with a certain space out of pure respect, but then sitting next to her, looking at her with the big ol’ trustworthy puppy eyes while she gives him the most intense observing side eye and resting bitch face.
She could swoosh her tail around his nose and paw at his nose and he would still be sitting there, panting happily like :D and basking in the glamour of her mere presence. Not that she isn’t doing it on purpose because she knows he will stay and she loves being proven right in her believes.
I forgot if I posted the ask for sugar parents NorBela and their broke college student boy toy Denmark but here’s a thought.
Mathias “sex drive over the roof” Køhler willingly giving up all solo masturbation privileges in favour of Lukas and Natalya taking care of his needs, them teasing him and leaving him hard and aching (consensually of course) but also Mathias being completely flustered when he can’t take it and asks for permission to touch himself and knowing that his partners know exactly what he’s doing behind the closed bedroom door after being given the freedom to cum once is more of a turn on that it should be <3
I apologize for Matt's clothes and hair. I'm really bad with fashion or with coloring blonde hair in general. Anyway, a gave the bouquet some white lilies, flax, and blue salvia, and mayhaps have made the lilies too big.
