Cw: teeth, dental malpractice, vent post, don’t worry I have a competent team now
I’ve been going in to the dental school almost every week for more than a year now, getting major work done on about two-thirds of my teeth.
Thanks to the fun combo of weird recessive genes and literal malpractice, my teeth are messed up in interesting and expensive ways.
On the outside, they look fairly normal.
My hobby is watching the students quietly freak out when they see the X-rays.
There’s a committee of professors arguing about the situation with my lateral incisors. Still no agreement, because all options are bad. I was given incredibly botched dental implants when I was too young, and now there’s no obvious way to salvage the upper jaw without a risk of breaching through to the nasal cavity.
While they argue that over, we’ve been slowly working across my lower jaw.
Today was a consultation regarding the botched molar root canal. Because I’ve had dental malpractice on four completely separate occasions.
The endodontist started the visit by being like “Best practice is usually to save the tooth rather than extraction. We will take images and make a plan.”
and I was like, okay, so, FYI, Lidocaine doesn’t work normally on me, when the Third Malpractice Dude originally did this root canal he hit the maximum safe dose only halfway through and then tried to get through the next forty minutes of literally shredding my nerve ends with zero painkiller, and then he gave up and had me come back for a second session, and the same thing happened again, so please don’t do that to me a third time?
She was like ooookay, noted.
I was like so the other thing that happened was a tool broke off inside one of the roots, and the guy couldn’t figure out how to remove it, so he left it in there as packing material? I guess he was getting frustrated with my uncontrollable sobbing and just wanted to be done with that root. That must be how the infection got pushed down to where it’s currently eating at the bone, haha. Anyway that bit of metal is still stuck in there, plus he used another metal rod in the packing?
She was like that’s a complication, but I am an esteemed specialist in repairing root canals, and in the standard xray it looks reasonable.
I was like okay and also I’ve been told that my roots are in a really weird shape, and very close to the major nerve?
She was like well, the 3D images have almost finished compiling, we shall assess all of these factors together and decide.
We looked at the coronal view.
I was like “Wow. Obviously, NO.”
She was like “Let me help you schedule with Extraction. I have GOT to show this to the attending physician. It was lovely meeting you!”