#deoderant

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Procter & Gamble Co, 1987

[reality-detective]

I use coconut oil 🤔

[5dollarpartycitywig]

I love flirting with my friends and also being mean to them but not actually being mean just joking with them. Wow very fun. Awesome. I think I might do that a little more with some people than others because I've been asked if me and this one friend are dating like a bazillion times. Nope we just talk to each other like that 🧍‍♂️guys if I was dating someone it would be very obvious I would probably be talking about them all the time cuz I can't really shut my yap when I like someone

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

Hey my girlypops this is your fav Russian assassin here to tell you that I 💕 your Deodorant it smells like frog eggs my favorite girly out

[jackiechan29]

other day I was on my mac in class and I got bored so I started watching “everytime Ted & John got stupidly stoned” and lost my shit when Ted started talking about deciphering the mind of god with AN OREO

p.s. does anyone remember that one oreo tweet?

[electro-edge]

Tf2 Mercs Perfumes/ Deodorants (Hc)

Okay, okay, I needed somewhere else to rant about this, and my friend liked my headcannons, so im putting them on here at his recommendation.

I have a slight interest in perfumes, and I RREEAAALLLYYY like team fortres 2, so I came up with a list of perfumes and general scent hcs about the tf2 mercs

The ss of the perfumes are from the Fragrantica website, which i can link here. It's really, really awesome, I recommend if you want specific notes on your perfumes or want to know what your oc's might wear.

Perfumes and Colognes Magazine, Perfume Reviews and Online Community—Fragrantica.com

Fragrantica: Your Online Destination for All Things Fragrance Discover the world of perfumes with Fragrantica, a comprehensive online resour

Anyway anways I'll include a screenshot of the perfume I choose for each merc and then explain the main scents I chose it for. I mention the scent of blood a lot because i think after a while, the scent of blood would stick on them quite heavily.

Soldier

I generally think soldier would smell like cigarettes and blood because he takes pride in being a killing machine. I chose this perfume because it smells like blood, smoke, and wood, which i thought suited soldier really well.

Engineer

/hj. I think he smells really oily because he likes to work.

In all seriousness, i see engie as a guy who wants to smell nice, but also likes the scent of his job. I think he would enjoy a glass of whiskey and a cigarette after a hard job. This perfume smells quite like oil, whiskey, tobacco, and a bit of blood.

Spy

I think Spy would choose a simple perfume, but one that still had scents he liked. Imo, he's a HUUGE wine drinker, and its cannon hes a smoker. This perfume smells like wine, musk, and smoke, which I think suited him incredibly well. I also like the thought of Spy choosing a wine scented perfume..

Medic

I think that medic would smell SUPER bloody dentist his experiments, but i also think he would suit a really sanitiser-esque scent because of his work as a doctor. I hc he washes his hands after surgery because he doesn't want to keep the mercs' grossness on him <3 this perfume mostly smells like blood and smoke, but i like the small accords of flower, Amber and Warm spice. They remind me of a soap or sanitiser kind of scent.

Heavy

I hc Heavy as a man who wants to smell nice and is one of the more relatively clean mercs. I also see him as a lemon-y smelling guy. This perfume mostly smells like Lemons and Mint, but i like the faint notes of wood and metal/minerals because Heavy is a strong guy, and that's manly.

Pyro

Pyro would definitely smell like some sort of S'mores combination. Super Fire-y and Smokey, but also sweet. I think this perfume matches them really well in that way because it has a heavy smoke and fire scent, but it also has hints of Sweets.

Demo

Demo would smell heavily like Alcohol. I think he would also smell like Ash from his bombs, but there wasn't a perfume that matched him better than this. The perfume mostly smells like whiskey, but it smells faintly of tobacco wood and a little bit smoky, which just screams Demoman to me.

Scout

I really couldn't see Scout using perfume in any way. I think he would only see it as a girls' thing and would insist his deodorant is more manly. I think he would choose the most obnoxious smelling deodorant and absolutely gas everyone else out when he sprays it.

Sniper

Let's be so honest. Sniper does NAAWWTTT shower. He SMELLS SO BAD. Golden showers and whatnot. He stinks of absolute PISS and we all know it. There is NO deodorant or perfume that could cover his STENCH.

ANYWAYS, thank you so much if you read this, you made my day. :D

[hygienegenie]

[jayblanc]