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I feel youuuu Johanna

deppsex replied to your post: i don’t know where you live but this is america and believe it or not we are lazy and selfish bastards and if anyone else tells you otherwise they are lying but back to my point like i said there’s nothing you can do about it bye

i hate that stereotype. not all americans are lazy believe it or not (though i’m sure you know) where you live should have no impact on how much effort you put into your daily life, including the fact that it gives you no excuse for any type of theft

I agree with this statement.

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tagged by deppsydoodle

Rules: Rule 1: Post the rules. Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make eleven new ones. Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post. Rule 4: Let them know they’ve been tagged

1. favorite food

poop

2. three wishes

meet johnny, john and depp

3. birthday

april 17 1995

4. clothing store/style

casual

5. music genre

rock

6. what would be the first thing you say to johnny WHEN you meet him

fuck me pls

7. your reaction when someone insults johnny to your face

the only person that insults him in front of me is my dad and i just laugh bc hes jealous

8. do you get pimples a lot

not anymore heehee

9. many of you claim to be antisocial but are you actually

maybe

10. if you had to change ur url what would you change it to

onesinglesaltytear *cries

my questions:

1. have u ever peed in the shower?

2. does it feel good?

3. i know it does. dont lie to me ok?

4. since when u love johnny?

4. what's ur favorite johnny movie?

5. why arent u sleeping right now?

6. water u doin?

7. do u love johnny?

8. hi

9. im tired

10. do u think johnny's butt is cute?

11. johnny's butt

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tagged by: deppthroat

1. if you could be a parent of a celeb who would it be

that kid from insidious cos reasons

2. whats your favorite day of the week?

whatever was the best day of my week

3. how much time do you spend on this site?

4. how old are you?

5. whats your favorite candy?

do cheetos count

6. 3 things that describe you…

poop, lamb, low-battery

7. how many languages do you speak?

three

8. whats your favorite band

type o' negative

9. do you have siblings?

yes

10. do you like animals?

yeah but not rhinos

11. beards or no beards???

depends

my questions:

1. what’s your moms middle name?

idek

2. is it butthole, butt hole or butt-hole?

butthole

3. do you prefer longitude or latitude?

butts

4. what is your exact location on the world map? (using longitude and latitude)

buttland

5. how far are you from the prime meridian?

1 hour away

6. i’m thinking about living in canada, getting a home in the yukon territory. good idea or no?

as long as there is food

7. do you think you’re ugly?

8. well you’re not

lol

9. you’re SUPER ugly

thx <3

10. would you ever kill someone if you had to?

yes

11. what’s your favorite color?

black/red

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9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? sadly yh ive had 2 songs written about me and they sucked camel balls because they were from 4th graders..

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? crying because being outside is like being locked in that choker that matila got locked in

18: Do you believe in karma? nawttt really, i believe that youve got to set your revenge on a person, by yourself. cos no-one else is gonna do it for ya ~~

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