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[relentlessnapper]

CHEESE!

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Madagascar/ All Hail King Julien Theory

So my theory is quite crazy and all over the place, but I think it is possible in the franchise, though they probably wouldn’t make a children franchise this sad. This is about King Julien and Mort, mostly. Let me start.

It is said that PoM is an AU of AHKJ and Madagascar, but what if they were the same universe? 

Now, let’s start with AHKJ. Mort is immortal and has other Morts inside him, correct? And Julien, Mort, and Maurice are with Alex in the present, correct? What if, Piney, from AHKJ, comes down and warns Julien about an old enemy that is on Madagascar, somehow. Koto. Obliviously, Julien would go back to kill Koto. Again. I know Koto died, but what if he came back to life like how Julien did before? 

So here’s the whole story:

Piney tell Julien that Koto came back to life, Julien, Maurice, and Mort go back there, to Madgascar. After a long war, everbody dies, beside Julien, who killed Koto. Julien calls out to Mort, knowing he cannot die. Mort runs over to him and they hug. They look at Maurice AND Clover’s dead bodies. Broken, Julien starts crying holding on to Mort. After a while, Julien remembers something, Smart Mort. Julien took Mort and ran to Timo’s home (Timo is also dead). Julien makes coffee and turns to Mort, telling him his plan.

Julien’s Plan:

Smart Mort would make a time machine (since he’s the smartest living thing alive), Mort would use the time machine to go back in time. But it wouldn’t just be before Julien left Madagascar, which would be smart, but it would be before he became king.

Julien wanted it to be before he was king so Mort could prevent him from becoming King in general! He didn’t want to ever hurt his kingdom. Plus, Karl made Julien meet Koto, so Koto would have never met anyone from the kingdom to start a war.

After some arguing, Mort finally accepts to do it. Smart Mort makes the time machine and regular Mort uses it. He meets Julien a week before he became King and made some humans take him, Julien, and Maurice, leaving Clover behind so she can still have a decent life and protect the kingdom. He only took Maurice because Maurice only had Julien. Mort takes the crown for memories.

So this is where PoM comes in, obviously, the lemurs were taken to the Central Park Zoo in New York, meeting the penguins. Alex and his gang is nowhere to be found, maybe leaving earlier. Mort does what he was told by previous Julien to keep it a secret. Soon, the secret will be revealed.

So, yes, this theory is completely crazy, but i kinda like it. I doubt it’s real because this is a children franchise. But who cares, we’ll all see one day.

And as always, peace out!

[spursdontplaybasketball]

I want to feel loved. Cared about. Comforted. Embraced. But I just can’t.

[idkwhatimdoingbutimgonnacontinue]

i’m so sorry about your cat. I know how much it sucks to have to put a pet down. -Shorter Anon

It was the first pet we've ever had to put down. We've had her forever. I literally have no memories from before she was alive. And my family is grieving like normal people but I've always grieved weird. Stress and headaches rather than tears.

I did cry but it was so little. My brain tells me I cant cry every time I'm grieving because then I'll upset people. And for some reason all I can think of is that I didnt even cry at my grandma's funeral. And now i won't cry about my cat either. Lol i think something is wrong with me

[go-for-egg]

i’ve been having such a rough time hiding my emotions lately.

i mean i know how to now from my parents, but my friends already can tell something is off.

i just dont like communicating about it anymore because i’m all i’ve got, and that just how life is.

im crying again right now.

i feel so low.

my self esteem is shot, and i can’t fight for stephan anymore.

i cant do it.

i cant be liking someone and having it actually hurt me to like him because he doesnt know what he wants.

i deserve better than that even though i already know because of how im feeling, im not going to seek anything after this serious.

i want comfort, but nobody can give me the kind of comfort i need, so im stuck holding myself, crying, and begging myself to calm down.

i havent had a shift in so long like this, i forgot how much it hurts to have your mind bullying you.

[mondo-coolio]

i really shouldve gotten pokemon moon right when it came out

[smuttsupplier]

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Depressing MGS head cannon 3: big boss leans against the bosses grave. A soft voice drifts into his ears. "Sing...sing a song. Sing out loud. Sing out strong.." Big boss smiles warmly and closes his eyes. A hand gently rests upon his shoulder. "It's time...Jack"

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Depressing MGSV head cannon #2: a week after Kaz leaves Diamond Dogs. Venom going to his room, and running his hand over the mans empty desk. Sitting down in Millers chair and then holding his head in his hands he whispers "what should I do Kaz....tell me...tell me like you used to"