#depression comedy

[misspermitted]

“Why are you so logical? Why not make some decisions with your heart?”

Buddy if I made decisions with my heart there would be no change in my life ever. Most days I wouldn’t even get out of bed. Being emotional is a privilege for those who have acceptable emotional responses. Every decision I make is an active rebellion against my heart. Would you rather I start screaming to compete with the background noise on this bus? No? Shut up.

[dearnville]

Sh**ty Hot Ones

[sluggg]

i made a first podcast episode lol

Listen to me ramble about breakfast, exercise, anxiety, and thoughts on the “anxiety/depression memes” as a form of coping

listen here now: https://anchor.fm/eggsalad

[sanwich-sycophant]

[mysticmemories-blog1]

Can i hire and uber to repeatedly run me over full speed?