#derek blogs

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Joys of the multiverse.

[ask-d3rlord]

Hello.

My name is Derek. You can call me Derek or D3rlord3. I do not much care. he/him or it/its.

You may have heard of my death. Reports of such were greatly exaggerated. All that to say, I am alive and.. now capable of looking away from Minecraft, although admittedly still in discomfort. The King is dead, although the knowledge he saw fit to give me has stayed behind.

I'll use this as.. a journal of sorts. To jot my thoughts down. Feel free to leave me asks, I might even answer them.

OOC rules:

- no nsfw

- no gore/violence

- I ship SlimeKnight! pls pls pls leave me asks about it

- don't be rude (by which I mean bigoted or an asshole, feel free to be rude to Derek, he might just be rude back).

this takes place post-canon (obviously). The KiY died when Derek became his Vessel, but Derek didn't die. He was left super weak for a bit and nearly died, but he recovered, although he uses a cane now :). He does still have infinite knowledge and he will bitch about it regularly.

Headcanons this blog will treat as truth (because I can do whatever I want):

- Derek is autistic.

- Derek has moral OCD.

- Derek is ace.

- Derek can, with effort, control what information he can Know. As such, he endeavours not to Know personal stuff about people.

- Derek has chronic pain and his encounter with the King made it worse.

- Derek curses like a sailor.

- Derek's Real Life Job is as an actuary. He works from home.

- Derek was stuck staring at his screen surviving off smoothies for two months.

- Derek self-harms when he's anxious

Content warning for the blog: it will contain casual mentions of death, probably. also descriptions of food issues and neglect. also discussions of sh. plus swearing. a lot of it.

Tagging system:

#derek blogs: journal-esque posts

#derek answers: answering asks.

#fuck the KiY: Derek venting.

#derek talks: the occasional voice to text software glitch that blogs Derek's phone calls.

#susan talks: for Susan. Just.. all interactions had with her.

This will be slightly ooc.

This universe's Avery: @askverythemayo

My Derek design

[ask-d3rlord]

diid you know that the shortest war ever lasted 38 minutes before one side surrendered

hahhahaha

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What if he.. no. Hope is futile.

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Damnit, I don't have leave left.

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ugh bright lighghts,,,,, so fucking anniying

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im literallu the luckiest

Ever

im dating Avery and he's so wonderful and I love himmmmmm

[ask-d3rlord]

Hey, Sue.

Did you need something, Derek?

Yeah, I, uh, wanted to check something. You know Camila, right?

Yes, I do...

Are you two married?

....

Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy?

Gotcha. Thanks, Sue!