Things that are Canon in Derp Emblem
In general
1. Japanese does not exist. There is only Wingdings.
2. Grima is Tiki’s dad. He was probably sealed because he was late to dinner
3. Sugar and Peoni came from streetpass. Sugar is married to Owain of her universe, Peoni is married to the Lon’Qu of her universe yet thirsts for Cormag.
4. Sugar maintains the Einherjar cards. Peoni does paper work.
5. There was a Derp Emblem Hunger Games. That Lyon won.
6. There are bear pits.
7. Steve Uchiha and Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
8. Marth beat Chrom in a political debate by cheating.
9. There is an Anna who is a drug dealer.
10. The Great Derp Dragon is Derp Emblem’s Patron Deity
11. There is a house where all the lords live when their games are not being featured in a comic.
12. Eyebrows signify anger.
13. Lucina has time traveled to other games on accident and met her own children.
14. Anna is the RNG goddess.
15. Grima has a White Haired Anime boy Army
16. There is a mod office.
17. Seth and Freddy have “abs of wonder, abs of might.”
18. Peoni and Sugar are the shoujo police.
19. Naga doesn’t trust signs.
20. Alice somehow has a 3DS, but she only uses it to play Bravely Default
1. Holding the original Fire Emblem for too long reduces you to your original FE1 self.
2. Marth’s Persona Style Shadow, the true self, is his FE1 self.
3. Tiki was put to sleep because she wouldn't stop whining to Naga, who was trying to read trashy fanfiction and drink wine.
FE2
1. Alm dyes his hair a lot. Celica does not approve.
FE4/FE5
1. Sigurd sang to Dierdre to get her to marry him.
2. Arvis kept Sigurd’s ashes.
3. Leif and Seliph once tried lighting Ares on fire to get a better understanding about how their parents died
1. Hector is the pope and blessed Roy.
2. Eliwood does not remember who his wife is. Therefore, Hector is Roy’s mother.
3. Merlinus has magic dodging skills.
4. Nils was forced by Nergal to dance while fighting the FE8 twins.
FE8
1. Innes wears earrings.
2. Knoll has a scar from a knife fight with Lyon.
3. The Dark stone is named Ephrika.
4. Lyon seems to be unaware his dad is a zombie.
5. Possessed! Lyon is the only derp with a mouth.
6. Innes and Tana’s mother is named Kevin.
7. Ephraim and Innes once got into a fight in the desert because Innes banged Eirika
8. Cormag is Russian
1. Ike fights for his bitches and hoes.
2. Ike has no idea who Priam is.
FE13
1. The file is Lunatic/Lunatic+
2. Pheros is married to Priam because she can do laundry.
3. Walhart loves Christmas, Validar does not.
4. Henry and Gerome dye their hair.
5. Stahl threw a brick at Morgan
6. Butt touching runs in Stahl’s family.
7. Grima and Naga wrote the Roster.
8. Everyone looks good in dresses.
9. Gaius speaks Spanish and is Allergic to bees.
10. Emmeryn can do a killer backflip.
11. Sumia is a Sociopath who makes inappropriate jokes.
12. There is a man wandering around who claims to be Prince Chrome of Ylisse.
13. Tiki has also been called a pope at some point.
14. Chrom has been set on fire multiple times.
15. Ricken and Henry are magical girls.
16. The rare M!MU that appears is actually Xane from Marth’s games, Tiki is not aware of this and they are married.
17. Lon’qu’s potato stash causes landslides.
18. Libra writes hardcore Naga/Grima fics and knows how to twerk.
19. Lucina and Cynthia have promoted the cannibalism of their father
20. Chrom and Gaius once worked part time as strippers in order to help pay off debts
21. Chrom has broken Falchion.
22. There is such a thing known as "Grima Soup" and you are required to give up your soul to steal it. Validar eats it on a regular basis as he has no soul.
23. Sugar’s Owain and Morgan visited for her Birthday, in which she explained that she sacrificed Morgan to Tharja
Smash Brothers
1. Both Robins are actually busy here which is why they are not part of the main DE comics.
2. Lucina trains with Morgan.
3. Marth pretends to not speak English.
4. Roy speaks a different dialect of Wingdings.
5. Aversa replaced Chrom in Robin’s final smash.
