#derp time

[asktoyokoakemi]

New mutual!

Get in the box, new friend. c:

[metamorphmigus]

As trump cards go, not a bad hand.

[randomnessunicorn-imagine]

Tragic!!!!!! Random scenario for SpongeBob and *rolls dice* um Vriska

{ OH GOD! THIS IS GOLDEN!!! 

SERIOUSLY. IT’S TOO FUNNY!!! 

Today I am derper than usual— }

The wild party is nothing but a small charity event organized in the nursing home of Bikini Bottom, where the elderly fish spend their last days.This is a very sad place, so the young SpongeBob decided to liven it up organizing this party, and he has invited all his beloved friends.Patrick is asking himself why he is here.Sandy is congratulating with SpongeBob for the great party –she has even brought with her a mechanical bull and she is challenging all the old fish (we don’t know where she got that bull but she can), and Mr. Krab is doing bets about it. He is not going to give his money to charity. These old fish are going to die sooner or later, so what’s the use to donate money to them. In his pocket their money will be safe.  Squiddi has his arms crossed, regretting his own existence.  

Why Vriska is here? How did she come here?Well… We still don’t know why under the sea of Bikini Bottom is possible to set water on fire creating real campfire. Are we really asking our self it? Of course, not!

She is surrounded by losers and even that mechanic version of Tavros freaks her out!Vriska tries to control Sponge’s mind but it seems useless. Something is wrong with him. Maybe because he is a sponge. Or maybe he is too smart for her! Who knows!

“Hey, Miss Serket?” said SpongeBob with his cheerful voice.“What the Hell?” she just screamed.“Oh, such bad words. You shouldn’t say that, miss!” Sponge seemed shocked.“F*#% you… What?!” a mysterious bip coming from nowhere covered his bad words.“Oh, using those bad words is prohibited. It’s still a show for children!” he said.“F*** the children. Ah—!” maybe Kankri was a bless compared to this.

THIS WAS HELL, FOR THE YOUNGER BLUE BLOOD, IT WAS TRUE HELL.THIS WAS THE ETERNAL PENITENCE FOR ALL HER SINS. SHE WAS PAYING THE BAD SHE DID TO OTHER. SPONGEBOB WAS THE MASTER OF THIS HELL.HIS GIGGLES ECHOED IN HER EARS AS AN ANNOYING BUZZ. AHAHAHAHAHA-!!!

[ponybalderdasheryarchive]

Yoga is... good

It's probably the only time I've been able to turn off my brain in forever, including sleep. Usually mental exersizes don't work, but having stretches to focus on helps immensely

And stretching helps with my tummy issues, and unstiffens me so I can try normal excersize eventually

It's nice to be absolutely correct about something I feel should do

[metamorphmigus]

“I don’t know what to do with that” 

Edgar my boy, none of us do.

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When inspiration strikes late at night. I wonder what kind of book such wisdom could have come from. XD

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Bringing in the new year with some JTHM memes. Gonna be a good one, I can feel it.

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One day Edgar with assert himself. I wish him luck.