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Me: *closes Dwight's cage door for the night*

Dwight: *ruffles his feathers* "how fUCKING DARE YOU"

#dwight #dwight schrute #parakeet #derpydeanmon #feathers #text post #best parakeet ever #cute #aggressive #i love him so much #he's such a grumpy bird #but it makes him even cuter

I have fluffy cat paws on my feet and I am a happy woman

#cat #my cat Loki is adorable #fluffy paws #derpydeanmon

I'm getting married

Not today, some day in the future

Save the date!

It could be anyday now

To be prepared

Just block out every day on your calendar

And spend them WITH ME

....

YOU WANNA GET MARRIED? :D

@lavenderbroseph

#derpydeanmon #quotes from me and my friends

I met a really cute guy outside my math professor's office today(the professor's name is Frank). We talked until he went in, but Frank noticed me and handed me my test to take, and as I walked out, the cute boy just pumped his fist and said, "good luck" with such sincerity and I was like 'welp I can't fail now' so I'm pretty sure I aced that test with the help of a cute boy

The power of gay love, man. Like I'm pretty sure he was straight, but I'm not lol

#derpydeanmon #he was really cute #and super animated when he talked #super deep voice too #he didnt realize i was trans lol #he called me a she and it was such an internal cringe #but it was forgiven #he was so nice lol #i wanna be friends #but i didnt get his name or number so OH WELL lol

What if when women worked out, their boobs ended up shaped like squares just like men's pecks

#derpydeanmon #working out #what if

That moment when you’re just

That moment when you’re just a literal can of pepsie

#pepsie #derpydeanmon #samc #ha #that moment when #youre just #a literal #can #of #your mom #hah

14 year old me: I’m gunna stay up till 1 am like a cool kid because who wants sleep?

College me: it’s fucking 7:30 pm and I want to go to sleep while hugging my teddy bear but I CANT I HAVE SOOOO MUCH HOMEWORK

#college life #i was an idiot #derpydeanmon #samc #why #why was i like this #i miss sleep #i actually do hug a teddy bear #high school life #was the prime time #when it came to homework #and free time #now it’s like #what’s free time #that exists?#all i know is work #homework #and 5 hours of sleep #at most

SO! PSA

This is me coming out as trans! I am Gal to guy! I’m very lucky to have my coming out to my mom and sisters came out (ha pun) very well. I know my grandparents won’t accept me if I ever tell them, but I’m glad that after four years in the closet, I can now be myself. :D

I love you all! Love yourselves and be who you are, you all deserve happiness<3

#derpydeanmon #samc #trans #transboi #coming out #love #beingmyself #i love you guys!

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