#derrick--man

[derrick--man]

hi are you bald

I wake up from my coma and this is the first ask I see.

I want to go back to sleep.

[derrick--man]

nuh uh, what about reFUNment

Now listen, I enjoy a good pun as much as the next suit, but frankly this is just sad. Please up your pun game.

[derrick--man]

damn bossman so mean to your fellow bossbots </3

dave's one of the few suits who know how to have fun! you're all such stick in the muds! or well, stick in the oil for you, i suppose.

Those banquets are supposed to represent REFINEMENT. They're intended to be a upscale meeting between the best of the best. There's no room for "fun" or whatever Mr. Brubot's suspiciously toony idea of fun is. If he came he might as well just start tapdancing on the table and singing.

[derrick--man]

DUCK BLAFFT!!!

-HR

What?? What is the meaning of-

aaAUAUUAHUGHGHHRRHRHHRH

[derrick--man]

I truly, honestly couldn't be more grateful that Mr. Brubot chooses not to attend the banquets. I can only imagine what kind of sick show he might attempt to put on if he did.

[derrick--man]

if anything he looks like grounder from sonic the hedgehog? but much more handsome and stuff

Hold on one moment, I need to look something up.

[derrick--man]

if youre a boar why do you look like a mole?

I'm NOT a boar, that's just my last name. And I don't know if you've even seen a mole lately, but I look NOTHING like those things.

[derrick--man]

well um. @ask-derrickman is definitely another you so.