If my Undertale OCs were in the PTA AU... take 2? 3? Whatever.
Linda: Why, Emily, I had no idea you were autistic!
Emily: Um... yeah! I’m... surprised you didn’t know already.
Linda: Uh-huh... must be very difficult to be a single parent when you have that condition.
Emily: Uh... well... it has its... challenges, yes... *is getting uncomfortable*
Linda: I just feel a bit sorry for your daughter, Patricia. Her father’s absence must be taking a toll on her.
Emily: *is REALLY uncomfortable now* Y-yeah... she... she does miss him a lot...
Linda: Although, I have noticed how close you two have gotten towards Asgore Dreemurr.
Emily: *brightens up* Oh, yes! He’s a wonderful man. He’s such a good friend to me, and Pat really looks up to him. He’s practically a part of our family!
Linda: Ah... well, of course someone like you would think a monster is a perfectly good addition to a human family.
Emily: ... Excuse me? What do you mean by that?
Linda: Emily, think about it. You’re an autistic single mother. You must be desperate for companionship, and even more so for a new father figure for Patricia. Of course you’d let a monster into your life to fulfill those purposes.
Emily: *raises an eyebrow* ... What.
Linda: Honestly, if you think Asgore’s royal title makes it perfectly acceptable to use a monster as a substitute for your ex-husband, perhaps you are unfit to be a mother, let alone a member of the PTA.
Emily: ... *eye twitches*
Emily: *summons her magic and casts AN UNAVOIDABLE BULLET HELLSTORM at Linda*
Linda: *SCREAMS and runs away*
Emily: *chasing Linda* FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU--!!
Sans: *who has been watching all of this from afar* huh. so that’s what happens you make a magician angry. good to know.
Asgore: Uh, shouldn’t we be stopping this?
Patricia: *recording with her phone* No, no, not yet! I need at least twenty more seconds of this sweet, sweet justice!