#desertpups

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happy happy birthday!!!!!

Thank youuuu!! 💖💖

[andrewjhozier]

desertpups replied to your post: .

someone sent me an ask asking if we, the fans i’m guessing?, agreed that he was feeling “broody” during this lockdown….. no wtf��

lmaooooooo.

[homosociallyyours]

5, 8 & 30?

5) what would you be a god/goddess of and what would people sacrifice to you?ideally i would be a god/dess of cuddling. people would use soft blankets and pillows to make altars for me, and they would sacrifice anything from stuffed toys to t-shirts and hoodies (like if you leave the t-shirt of someone you want to cuddle at one of my altars, that person will cuddle with you)

8) what combination of natural scents would you use as perfume?jasmine, cedar, petrichor, and tea. 

30)  describe your ideal masquerade ball outfit (mask included)I would love to be a peony: a green body con dress underneath a silky green column style dress (like this, for shape, but probably with a higher waist bc my natural waist is so short) that’s maybe hand dyed or painted, with embroidered ants leading up from the floor. the arms would be large diaphanous petals attached to the dress just at the shoulder and then held against my arm with a cuff. 

at the collar there would be big pink ruffles, and my mask would have similar ruffles at the sides with bits of golden hued, fuzzy pollen looking stuff at the center. face painted out to be the base color of the petals, with high blush on my cheeks (the brightest pink that would be at the edge of the petals) and my lips with flat brushes of paler pink. the collar would go up behind me and meet with an elaborate headpiece that would constitute the rest of the flower.   

I HAVE SO MANY VISIONS ok? i will always think it a crime that i don’t have more opportunities to go hogwild with dress up. 

[goblinparty]

desertpups replied to your photo: “someone on twitter convinced themselves that i am s*dney cr*sby and...”:

holy fucking hell

you ready for the real kicker? i have never spoken to this person ever. they have never spoken to me. i had to be told this was happening.

[sequencefairy]

∞

Primrose by Mary Spender for you, my friend.

Everything you do is hauntingEverything you do is a warningEverything you do is hurting meCity set me free

Leave me a ∞ in my inbox for a song and some lyrics!

[zashamalkin]

desertpups replied to your post: So I’m checking in and I’m sorry but did Jack...

yep

It’s getting so increasingly frustrating that we have lost GOOD players only to take a stupid big cap hit for this guy. We have GOT to get rid of him and soon. 

[ghostfilles]

💖 & 💓?

💖 - favorite place to be?

it’s a toss up between my comfy ass living room couch and busch gardens.

💓 - describe your ideal calm afternoon

cuddled up on the couch with my girlfriend, watching a movie or bts stuff, with big warm cups of coffee and our dog curled up beside us and nugget playing their games and it’s cool and rainy and the windows are open.

send me emojis!

[mysterywheeze]

8, 13 & 18?

8. What was the first episode of buzzfeed unsolved you ever watched?

I believe it was either The Terrifying Axeman of New Orleans or The Creepy Murder in Room 1046. Though I distinctly remember watching the intro for Room 1046, getting scared (Ryan spends that intro talking about how the details of the case “rustled [his] feathers”), and looking for another episode. So Axeman was probably my first full episode of the show. 

13. Which haunted location would you like to visit that Shane and Ryan have visited?

Ooh, that’s a good question! If I had to pick one, I’d say The Warren’s Occult Museum. (Either that or the Lizzie Borden house. But I already went to that place years ago, so. Going with the place I haven’t visited.)

18. If you could have one true crime case solved, which one would it be?

Speaking purely on a selfish level, I’d love to have the Borden murders definitively solved. That case has fascinated me for years, and actually knowing whodunit would be the ultimate cap on my childhood special interest. 

But for real, if I could only have one case solved, it’d probably be the Jamison family murders. Their loved ones are still around to grieve them, and they deserve closure. And whoever killed them is almost surely still out there. Solving an older crime would be awesome and all, but it woudn’t help living people much. Solving a recent crime would.