Teaching tom desi cuss words
Lmao this has become a lowkey desi hoellanders sleepover 😂
Warnings: cursing, both in hindi and english, that’s pretty much what this blurb is lmao
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“Babe,” Tom calls you out. “Why did you laugh yesterday when I replied bc to your text?”
“Oh that? Nothing,” you say trying to hide your smile.
“No tell me, I just meant ‘because’, bc is the short for because, right?”
“It.. it means something else in hindi”
“What does it mean?”
You sigh. “It means bhenchod. Which means sister fucker”
“Well..what is motherfucker in hindi then?” he asks you after a minute.
“Uh.. madarchod”
“Madarchod,” he repeats after you. “Hey teach me more desi cuss words”
“Why?”
“Because then atleast I’ll know if some mother- oh if some madarchod talks shit about me thinking I don’t understand them”
“The most used is chutiya, which technically means idiot, but it’s just a little harsh in hindi”
“Chutiya,” he whispers
“No it’s with the ‘th’ sound, like how you say the ‘th’ in the word ‘Thor’ “
“Chu- thiya” he repeats again.
“And you can basically add any words to ‘chod’ and it’ll be a cuss word”
“Like bindichod”
“Wait, how do you know that?” you laugh. “And it’s bhindichod, with like a little ‘h’ sound along with the ‘b’ “
“I’ve heard you use it a few times. Teach me more”
“Tom I-”
