#detachablepenis

[eric-sadahire]

When a male Argonaut octopus is ready to mate, he lurks in an area where he knows females will be passing by. When a suitable female catches his eye, he responds by removing his detachable penis and flinging it in her general direction. He then swims off to die.

[a-prawn]

detachablepenis replied to your post: apparently my favorite pr...

I HEARD ABOUT THE NEWS TOOOO hgrhghhhhh. too bad i wasn’t memorable enough for him to care D:/

ahaha, i took a summer color theory thing that was just me and a couple other students, so i got to talk to him a lot. i was actually going to meet him for the color theory class when i saw him leave campus for the last time :'(

[crystalvfae]

subitoallegra replied to your post: How to get banned, a guide by...

My favorite is when they try to explain why their comment wasn’t skeezy as hell, or say things like: “You need a thicker skin." Lol w/e creepers.

mr-popinfresh replied to your post: How to get banned, a guide by...

He looks like a professional. I also like his halfass attempt at back peddling. Fucking people.

Yeah, if they didn't know they were being creeps they wouldn't try to explain it away like that ahaha

detachablepenis replied to your post: How to get banned, a guide by...

Fedora “niceguy". Man I’m really bummed that you get this kind of shit on your cosplay FB :// . Super disrespectful!

It unfortunately comes with the territory of being a cosplayer.  Most FB followers are cool though.

[purinrinrin]

detachablepenis replied to your post: re: the post about headphones whenever I go out...

I hadn’t gone out of my house in a while since school got out until i had to go to another city for jury duty. I decided to walk on the street since I always drive and instantly got harassment from men shouting at me from their car???

detachablepenis replied to your post: re: the post about headphones whenever I go out...

it really scared me and IDK… I get too paranoid about what’s going on around me that i can’t force myself to wear headphones in public. I completely understand you though.

Ughh that's awful :C

Yeah it used to scare me not being able to hear what's going on especially when walking around after dark but I'm used to it now. I'd rather that than get angry at hearing things I'd rather not

[ludashiki]

HAHHAHHH IS IT BAD I ALSO REMEMBERED YOU SHITTY LITTLE SISTER OC WHEN I SAW THAT DRAWING

ANIME-CATGIRL-HOMESTUCK-VAMPIRE LITTLE SISTER

NEVER FORGET

[crystalvfae]

aahh precious!! I've been looking for your hipster shepard cosplay because I wanted to share it with a friend, but I'm having trouble finding it in your archive.. do you remember what you tagged it with?? or perhaps have the photo somewhere? @_@ ahahah sorry it's a weird request!!

Oh yeah, no problem! :)

Those Reapers are too mainstream, man.