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has this name been submitted yet? Phantomhive

Today’s Terrible Name Suggestion is...

Has This Name Been Submitted Yet? Phantomhive

Ultimately cursed by @s-ockerdricka

(Mod UT: Pretty much, yes... by @detavott )

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Comment response time!

So it’s larger than Ceres, larger than THE MOON, and has either collapsed into a sphere under its own gravity or has possibly physics-defying support structures allowing it to remain erect on a super-earth or small gas giant sized planet (The orbit of such a mass must be fascinating, as the Tower component would be significant enough to affect its partner). Not to mention the structure...how do floors in a spherical tower work? how does GRAVITY work?

Considering the attrition thus far...I’d estimate maybe 10/400 max make it to the top? That’d make 3.9m at least that got wiped out trying, almost certainly far more. It’s probably not even 1/400 successes on average, and I have no idea how far back history goes. That’s brutal! And also a lot of Rankers. Whatever reward is at the top must not be as universe-shattering as I thought.

Ah, that makes sense. So it all comes back to the “money” that they use to buy Banana Black and/or climb the Tower and void horrifying painful death.

Eh, not much different from the U.S. really

Was there a translation error? Lero said that they’d earn the right to a fast-track through the Tower if they helped Bam succeed.

[ociel-namesuggestions]

Today’s Terrible Name Suggestion is...

Doge Phantomhive

“Much Family Such Dead Wow”

Double cursed by @detavott

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Today’s Terrible Name Suggestion is...

Marco Phantomhive

“because he's only a half Phantomhive without his brother (also I like dead memes).”

Double cursed by @detavott

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Today’s Terrible Undertaker Name Suggestion is...

Selim

“Selim for Undertaker. The name itself is honourable, it means "strength" if I remember correctly. But that's not why I'm submitting this name. There was this one sultan in the Ottoman Empire, Sarı Selim, who's famous for dying as he lived: Chasing skirt in the royal bathhouse, where he slipped on soap and fell to his death. He's also well-known for having one of the shortest reigns in Ottoman history despite wanting to rule (and despite having less enemies than what was normal).”

Double cursed by @detavott

[ociel-namesuggestions]

Yesterday’s Terrible Name Suggestion was...

HII IT'S "FRED" Phantomhive

“Bonus points if you can hear this name.”

Double cursed by @detavott

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Today’s Terrible Name Suggestion is...

“Here's another culture one: We have a dish that is made of an animal's (mostly cow but it can be a sheep or a goat) balls. The name of the dish can, on rare instances, be used to name children. And that is how I introduce you to”

Billur Phantomhive

“Fun fact: Billur is also the name of one of the most famous table salt companies here, so... :D”

Ultimately cursed by @detavott

(Mod UT: I take it you are Turkish? At least it’s easier for westerners to say billur than... koç yumurtası. 😳 And y’all even have celebrities with the name Billur, like the actress Billur Kalkavan. Naming a kid that takes... balls. 🤣 I think you have achieved ultimately cursed level for this one. Congrats 🍾!)

[ociel-namesuggestions]

Ya know there's a really horrible but very funny tradition in eastern parts of Turkey to name children a certain way when they're unexpected: "Stop" Phantomhive "Enough" Phantomhive "Help" Phantomhive

Ouch! 😆 Ok, so....

Today’s Terrible Name Suggestion is...

Stop Phantomhive

Enough Phantomhive

Help Phantomhive

Double cursed by @detavott