#detective-pennington

[sassygoombagal-blog]

detective-pennington started following you

"Pennington! Nice seeing ya again. Say, have you... y'know, solved any good mysteries lately?"

[xnautleader]

The penguin waddled up from behind, a magnifying glass raised to his eye. "AHA! Did you think you could escape the ever-watching eye of the penguin with the improbably large brain? You're the man responsible for kidnapping Princess Dai- Uh, I mean, Peach! ...Right?"

Grodus turned around to see this odd penguin character standing in front of him with an abnormal personality. Grodus couldn’t help but just look at this creature with a curious feeling eating at him, though stranger things had happened, so it wasn’t too far out of the ordinary.

"You are brave to just come walking up to me in such a manner, I will give you that. Though you are still addlepated for thinking that committing such an act was actually smart. And what’s this? My actions of stealing that girl have actually reached far out into the land? I would not be surprised if my actions have reached the ears of the citizens of Rogueport at this point."

People were never really brave enough to actually just confront Grodus like the penguin had just done, so talking to this character was going to be interesting. Grodus patted his scepter into his hands and spoke.

"Whether I did or not, what could you possibly need this information for? I suppose an imbecile like yourself would commit the casualty of performing moronic missions such as asking for useless information.."

[paperdoopliss]

"Hello, Doopliss! Quack."

“Hello, Slick! Oink.”