ASTROLOGICAL PREDICTIONS MADE BY MY GRANDMOTHER WHO IS NOT AN ASTROLOGER. FOR MAY 2016.
Here are your “Bobstrology” predictions for the Month of May, according to my 92 yr old “I’m 39 years old!” grandmother (based on people she knows born in those astrological signs)
ARIES : You make a decision, you should stick to it. You are very bright, and now you are determined to get married, you can’t always put everything off.
TAURUS: You are a do-er. You are going the right direction, unless you aren’t the kind of person who carries things through, in which case you should be.
GEMINI: You are a do-er and you are trying to make the best of your life. Find a goal and work on it. Find a direction in life, by, for example, working on it. Ex: You want to find a husband- go places alone and drop something, and ask [potential suitors] to help you pick it up.
CANCER: You are a do-er. You make up your mind and you’re going to do it. Brilliant and Beautiful- all B’s. Bed and Breakfast too-- that begins with B. You’re sweet like sugar so try to find a real career.
Leo: Workers. You made up your mind and you stick to it. You don;t give up. Determined to make great careers. Not lazy, so you should keep wanting those top results. I like [Leos] very much.
Virgos: Make quick decisions, don’t ask people, just make the decision and carry it through. Continue career because you have the right directions. Happy people. You are out for happy times.
LIBRA: You should continue to be happy and satisfied- make the most out of it. You already think you’re a teenager in your mind and you are determined to help people. If you come over again can you help me with the salad? They want to feel needed.
SCORPIO: Bright people determined to make a career. Continue- your path is right. I’m sure you thought about your path, so it must be a good one. Find the best way to be happy.
SAGITTARIUS: Happy people, right now having those babies made their life happy. Continue, your family is your first priority.
CAPRICORN: Good people. Whatever they chose will go well with them. They are determined to continue because they are happy, so why change anything with them.
AQUARIUS: These are brilliant people, and determined to continue being brilliant. What they are doing is great, because they are happy.
PISCES: Very organized people. I see the way you fold things. Or, can be mean if someone has something better than you. Jealous. Or can be organized and clean. You can be very kind hearted.
BOBSTER QUOTE:
“ I believe in (...)astrology.-- Some of it, it’s not right, but some of it is usually right. Some people, they really are that way.”
* Aquarius prediction based 90% on my grandmother’s love and knowledge of Jennifer Aniston